Another christmas.

[kingoftheweevil]

So. What sort of madness are we expecting to go on today?

Aliens blow up Parliament?

Cybermen make us their slaves?

Come on, then! I want theories, people!

Comments

[teapot_jones]

Mmm, I'm all for a giant star coming from the sky. Everyone knows that cybermen are a summertime phenomenon.

Happy Christmas, Doctor Harper.

[kingoftheweevil]

You make it sound like bloody weather. (Though I suppose that's what aliens have become in the UK...)

Happy Christmas, tin-tin.

[teapot_jones]

Did you get your gift? I left it on your doorstep.

Alien invasions happen like bad weather in the UK. How many people remember what Canary Wharf was about?

[kingoftheweevil]

Yes, it was lovely, thanks. Don't expect me to get you anything. I'm not for all that rubbish.

[teh_bad_wolf]

I'd say boxing day's going to see all the action this year. Unless the aliens are being lazy this year.

[kingoftheweevil]

Really? And where are you getting all this information, may I ask?

[teh_bad_wolf]

Instinct, Mr. Harper. Pure instinct. We haven't heard nothing from home yet, have we? And by now Christmas is well over there.

[kingoftheweevil]

You make a good point. Who are you again? That Doctor's friend?

Speaking of which, it's doctor Harper.

[moirabyrne]

What??

[kingoftheweevil]

Well, I'm sure you'll find out when something happens.

[moirabyrne]

Why would something happen?

[kingoftheweevil]

Well, my track record with Christmas hasn't been fantastic. Alien invasions and all.

[flexible_jack]

I'm thinking this year it'll be Autons. Or maybe the Sontarans will come back.

Maybe our illustrious mayor has something up his sleeve.

[kingoftheweevil]

Sontarans...those are the...one with the weird heads, yeah? Napoleon complex and whatnot?

And have you seen his sleeves? All flamboyant and ... yeah.

[flexible_jack]

Yeah. Sontarans look like they have potato heads. They don't look very fearsome, but they do cause a lot of problems.