If you were enjoying a toasted slice of ornate Christmas fruitcake, made with jello mix and leaf (kidney) lard from curiously porcine goats, would you think back on your life and quantify it, feeling it has been a search for stability and love in a troubled world, or has it been more of a search for buttcrack, foreskin, taint, nutsack and blowjobs?
(In other words, what is the role of sex in your life?)
If you had to choose between a punch in the kidney and no cds, or being able to listen to only 5 cds for the rest of your earthly existence what would the 5 cds be?
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(In other words, what is the role of sex in your life?)
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Do you have foreskin?
Do you like foreskin?
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Weird Al or Carot Top?
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Whose forskin would you like to make Jello with?
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