The Upside of Hotness
#18. Joan Allen, 49
Thank God (you are still thinking about Him, aren't you?) she's not related to Tim. Because if she were in anyway connected to this, we would seriously consider disowning her from our countdown of love. And really, what's the use of living past 40 if you don't have our love? Joan Allen has a resumé to die for starring in The Crucible, Pleasantville, The Contender, and The Upside of Anger. She played a repressed housewife in Pleasantville and we sure do love us some of them (there will be a handful more of them coming up).
You know how sometimes you have an image in your head of something and then it turns out to be something oh so different when you actually see it? Well, we were pleasantly surprised by Joan Allen. She was originally slated to be in the latter half of the countdown, but after searching for some pictures, we decided she had all the qualities of a bonafide hottie, looking impeccable each and every single time she showed up anywhere. In fact, we couldn't find a bad picture of her, and we dare you readers to try. Each picture was more tempting than the last, enticing us with cold stares, devious smiles, wild hair, and radiant hues. So, enjoy the extra large helping of Joan Allen hotness today/tonight.
Thank God (you are still thinking about Him, aren't you?) she's not related to Tim. Because if she were in anyway connected to this, we would seriously consider disowning her from our countdown of love. And really, what's the use of living past 40 if you don't have our love? Joan Allen has a resumé to die for starring in The Crucible, Pleasantville, The Contender, and The Upside of Anger. She played a repressed housewife in Pleasantville and we sure do love us some of them (there will be a handful more of them coming up).
You know how sometimes you have an image in your head of something and then it turns out to be something oh so different when you actually see it? Well, we were pleasantly surprised by Joan Allen. She was originally slated to be in the latter half of the countdown, but after searching for some pictures, we decided she had all the qualities of a bonafide hottie, looking impeccable each and every single time she showed up anywhere. In fact, we couldn't find a bad picture of her, and we dare you readers to try. Each picture was more tempting than the last, enticing us with cold stares, devious smiles, wild hair, and radiant hues. So, enjoy the extra large helping of Joan Allen hotness today/tonight.