(Some - nay, a ton of - bands need to be thrown out in the street, shot, ran over, set on fire, raped, and then dropped into a volcano.Anyway so today at work I read Reyyy's Sharknife: Double Z script while listening to Jay-Z's The Black Album and realized that is pretty much exactly what I have been wanting to do with my life all along. Edit sweet ( Read more... )

Fuck the middle East.

( Read more... )

Hearing characters on All My Children talk about Mike Patton can make my most awfully pain-ridden nights seem okay. Thanks, internet.

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

You know I don't even care about that asshole Crocodile fucker Steve Irwin dying because I got to spend my birthday night looking at David Cross dance in a white dress 6 feet in front of me at the shittiest hipster bar in Seattle.

Thanks to the 8 people who remembered that I was born on September 3rd.

( Read more... )

My current favorite photo of all time:


( Read more... )

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON (LIKE IN 6 DAYS (((ITS SEPTEMBER 3RD, JERKS))))), AND ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE, A PAIR OF NIKE AIR STABS, THE DOUBLE PAGE SPREAD FROM SCOTT PILGRIM VOL. 3 WHERE KNIVES SAVES RAMONA (MAAAAAL!), AND THIS MOTHER FUCKER:


( Read more... )