Found a computer floating in the ocean!! LUCKY!!!

[king_rubber]

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuysss, I beat up all the sharks and now I'm booored. D:

Can someone come pick me up already? I miss everyone, and I'm hungry. D: D: D:

Comments

[threeswordstyle]

HOW CAN WE PICK YOU UP IF WE DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE

[king_rubber]

...You don't know where I am?

[threeswordstyle]

NO

[king_rubber]

Well... I don't know where I am, so someone has to. Ask Nami!

[history_pirate]

It's good to hear from you, Captain-san! We've been missing you.

[king_rubber]

Yeah, it was really awful not being able to talk to everyone! How's everything? Have you guys been going on cool adventures without me??

[history_pirate]

Not really. We were waiting to see if you'd turn up at a strange island we found. But we do have tons of pistachios.

[king_rubber]

Pistachios? You guys landed on pistachio island?? AWESOME!!

[tooshiny]

why aren't you dead?

[king_rubber]

Because I'm too strong to die.

[rumbledeer]

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, YOU MORON!!!!!

...I'VE MISSED YOU, YOU MORON!!!!

[king_rubber]

Not everywhere! You didn't look here!!

[rumbledeer]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE "HERE" IS!!!!!!

[king_rubber]

Me neither, and Zoro doesn't know! I guess it's a mystery spot.

[warriorothesea]

WHERE ARE YOU???!?!

[king_rubber]

I'm on a boat!

[warriorothesea]

A BOAT WHERE???

[king_rubber]

I wish you were here so you could fix all the holes in it, Usopp!