Whoo! War!

[king_ingwe]

Since these two bitches left me, I got restless and took some Qualudes out of boredom. Getting stoned isn't as fun anymore, I've taken almost every fucking thing imaginable and I'm starting to grow a tolerance for the shit. Imagine that, getting used to excessive buzzes...the whole fucking world is against me

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[nessathedancer]

Ah, the ways of the Vala are passing on to Middle Earth. It is fun watching other people die, just make sure you have a comfortable lawn chair.

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[king_ingwe]

Damn straight :)

[thuringwethil]

The leaving was mutual, willing vessel. You were... rather occupied with your servant. ::smirks::

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[king_ingwe]

And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Oh... ...... OH! You think Silent Bitch and I....

that fat fucker >_< ...look the Drive-Thru service doesn't mean shit, he just holds it against me when he wants something...and anyway I was the receiver of the blow jobs, I didn't give them or anything. ... So technically it doesn't count.

[thuringwethil]

I made no judgments on it, vessel. I merely said you were busy when I left.

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[king_ingwe]

True.

What have you been doing anyway?

[vana_everyoung]

Look hat bitch, I can't spend every fuckin' minute of the day fucking you, as much fun as it is. I have Vala-like stuff to do. Like sitting. And breathing. And sitting some more. And smiting some infidels. So get your ass to Lorien and we'll see what happens. And if you want some good shit, go see olwe. He has some shit there that got Mannie past his tolerance stage into whole new stages of fuckedupness.

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[king_ingwe]

Damn! Olwe's stash did THAT?! Sweet, I'm there!

Sitting and breathing is a Vala-like thing to do? Everybody sits and breathes.... but smiting is cool! SMITE PEOPLE! KILL EVERYONE....... well, except me and Silent Bitch.

*turns to Silent Bitch* She called me hat bitch, she wants me.

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[vana_everyoung]

Fuck yes. That old elf king is really underestimated in his powers of drugginess.

Don't fuckin' tempt me.

;)

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[king_ingwe]

Olwe is my new fuckin' role model, my children are going to build shrines to him.

SMITE!! KILL THE FUCKERS!! You know you want to!

Hahaha, a wink from Vana, I feel special :)

[king_finarfin]

Toilet paper your house? Are you kidding? You think I'm gonna climb down one mountain just to climb another and put toilet paper on it? Fuck no. I have to stay here and wait for that big vein in my head to explode from the overload of the mass amounts of incest and stupidity that surround me.

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[king_ingwe]

Good, good..because it's fucking hell cleaning that shit up.

o_O Dude, you're not fucking used to that incestuous shit by now?

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[king_finarfin]

No kidding.

Um. Not yet?