Girl, Can I Kiss You With Tongue?

[king_duncan]

There's been a nice revitalization lately over at reformat_songs. This made me laugh out loud.

That "Name Our Glatt Kosher Restaurant" contest is over. The winner was Kosher Village. LAME.

Going to see Cry-Baby with carasol tonight. The only things I know about it are that one of the songs is called "Girl, Can I Kiss You With Tongue", and there's some nekkid

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[dry_2olives]

I thought it was hilarious and caught myself tapping my toes a few times. Now you know something else about Cry-Baby.

Leave your good taste at the door.

[king_duncan]

Leave your good taste at the door.

I had planned to do so.

Jim Allen enjoyed it, too.

[dry_2olives]

I don't remember nekkidity, though. Maybe it was cut in previews.

[king_duncan]

J.A. said there was a dance sequence where the guys mooned the audience and the girls did flips over their bent-over bodies. Maybe it was cut.

Pancakes and kosher links, please

[felixbunay]

Your 'kosher' link comes up 'FORBIDDEN.'

Now that's funny.

Re: Pancakes and kosher links, please

[king_duncan]

Oops, didn't realize the entry was locked. Changed the link to the actual contest page.

Hilarious!

Very Glatt Indeed

[felixbunay]

We're Glatt Kosher Kosher!

[alexlady]

i got that email too. BORING!!! have fun and let me know how carly jibson is as pepper!

[king_duncan]

What's a carly jibson?

Someone Has Sent Me A Bowel Movement!

[son_of_ottie]

Pink Flamingos would be AWESOME!!

(A knock on the trailer door. Babs answers it to find a disheveled mailman holding a large package.)

BABS- Mail?! There's no address here!

Mailman- It says right here, Babs Johnson, a trailer in the woods, Maryland.

Babs- (Grabs package) I'm givin' you just 10 seconds to get off my property motherfucker, before I start shootin'. (DANCE MUSIC VAMP CUE)
ONE-ONE-THOUSAND, TWO-ONE-THOUSAND, RUN MOTHERFUCKER,RUN!!!

:::A musical number occurs here. It is a combination of apache dance and crunk during which several things must happen- the family chases the mailman, murders him and sets his body on fire, Edy hollers about eggs and at the climax of the number Babs opens the package to find a giant human turd. (UNDERSCORING BUILDING TENSION THRU---):::

Babs- SOMEONE HAS SENT ME A BOWEL MOVEMENT!

Edy (in playpen)- Oh a tuuurrrrd! Babs! A tuuuurd!

Cotton- There's a card, Momma! What's it say?!

Babs (reading card)- Happy Birthday from THE FILTHIEST PEOPLE ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

(BLACKOUT. END ACT I.)

[kellygirlnyc]

That is the most boring name I've ever heard. Have fun at the show!! :)