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[king_coffee]

Flagged to all employees of the City LibraryIt seems that Giles isn't coming back any time soon, despite the wait, unfortunately. It's a shame as he was an extremely efficient head librarian, and he definitely was a pleasure to work with

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[winewomenand]

The only pet I've ever had that wasn't part of some kind of kinky sex roleplay. My cat.

[winewomenand]

She's only a few months old. I'm sure she'll become more wizened over the aeons.

So you're a monster hunter of a different color. One who lets the malicious creatures come to him. Good for you.

At home I'm a used car salesman out of Manhattan. Here I make a reasonable living out of teaching self-defense, fencing and greco-roman wrestling.

[king_coffee]

Long lived, then?

Well, if you go looking for trouble you'll invariably find it. We get enough trouble just waiting for them to come to us.

Are you the stereotypical used car salesman?

[winewomenand]

Immortal. And I like how you think, avoiding more trouble than is necessary. Borrowing trouble is the best way to die before your time, in my opinion.

That depends on your definition of the stereotype.

[king_coffee]

Very long lived, then. Sometimes we still do. Well, less sometimes more always.

Sleazy and more than willing to cheat your customers out of their money?

[winewomenand]

Then yes, I'm the stereotypical used car salesman. I make it a personal goal never to give a sucker an even chance.

[king_coffee]

And more than ever am I glad that I've never bought a second hand car.

[winewomenand]

If you think the from-new dealership is any better, that means you're the sucker.

It's Robin Goodfellow, by the way, if I haven't properly introduced myself yet.

[king_coffee]

Oh, I know people.

Ianto Jones, although I'm sure you already knew.

[winewomenand]

The one involved in some kind of ridiculous apparently monogamous love triangle with the lawyer twink who works at Lux and some fellow named Jack, yes, I pay attention to these things. It always pays off to know who's screwing who.

[king_coffee]

It's going to be hilarious when you cross paths with Jack.

[winewomenand]

Hilarious?

[king_coffee]

Very.

[winewomenand]

He's not as uptight about sharing a night with a like-minded individual as you and Mr. Brooks are, is he? Because that could work out to my advantage.

[king_coffee]

He's from a time where sex is more open and monogamy is not expected, but he chooses fidelity.

[winewomenand]

And my prodigious self comes from a time before evolution invented sexual dimorphism. Can I convince said Jack to have a little fun or not?