000 - Just a phone call away.
You have reached Ianto Jones. I am unable to take your call right now, so please choose one of the following options.
#1 - If you would like to leave a voicemail
#2 - If you would like to send a text message
#3 - If you would like to have a voice conference
#4 - If you would like for me to return your call
#0 - If you would like to disconnect.
Thank you.
[ooc: Also jumping on the bandwagon! A way to get into contact with Ianto if he doesn't have a post to comment on, or it doesn't relate. Options are self-explanatory!]