So I drank an 8 oz. bottle of Tussin CF. Not quite exactly what I'd recommend, since it has a whole bunch of pseudoephedrine in it that the DM doesn't but it'll get the trick done. I put my 48" blacklight in my overhead light, and broke out all my glow-beads to make some kandy while the shit kicks in. The only other light is provided by my lappy ( Read more... )

The last two days have been 70% teh suxorz and 30% teh roxorz. The suxorz come mostly from the fact that I've been working ungodly long hours for day not spent out in the field. I still sleep in my barracks, but I had to work a 16-hour day today. That's craptastic. I've spent most of the last two days waiting for my platoon to get back. I've ( Read more... )

HAPPY TURKEYDAY
And this soldier is back in good ole MA
Be seeing some of you real soon.

So, SGT Bailey throws killer fuckin' BBQs. I did three keg-stands, which I haven't done since I lived in Cleveland, and drank another 3 or 4 beers. But that's just the icing on the cake. He's got a couple of great kids, and a couple of the best dogs ever. I got my ass whupped by the four of them. The American Bulldog, King, tried to bite my ( Read more... )

So I went to the Manray last night, for my first time, and the last at that location. The club was totally awesome until about 11pm. Then it became totally packed. Still fun, but hot, humid, AND THEY RAN OUT OF BEER. Who the hell runs out of beer? Oh, and gin, they ran out of gin too. Aside from heat excesses and liquor shortages it was a ( Read more... )

I'll be home on tuesday the 26th. If anyone in the boston area wants to see me, I have nothing planned. So see me. I miss you fuckers. Specifically I'm in reading, which is within an hour of anything on the north shore. bkmichele will probably be at my place on the 30th-31st or so and she wants to see you people too. Specifically the crowd that might ( Read more... )

So I've successfully stolen Murphy's girlfriend, and I think my liver is about to stage a palace revolt with my brain and my stomach for henchmen. Is it bad when you can actually hear your liver screaming in pain while you vomit? According to reliable sources, I was having seizures last night, after emptying my stomach and passing out. That is ( Read more... )

Coffman turned 18 about 2 weeks ago. Tonight he got so drunk he pissed himself. We had to pin him to his bed until the squad leaders got there. He's currently under their supervision. Miles and Maute are cool guys and all, but the fact that they had to be brought into this is a bad sign. Coffman tried to start a fight with a jujitsu black belt ( Read more... )

I want a cat, and a midget.[EDIT:] I just hate it when people give me free booze. I was just sitting in Thompson's room tonight and lo and behold, out comes a bottle of Crown Royal. So as he passes me a shot, I say "You're an asshole." Four shots later I'm complaining about how we can't possibly be finishing our 2nd bottle of Crown this week. I ( Read more... )