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[kindlichekaiser]

[She picks up the phone, but says nothing for a minute or two. When she speaks, her tone is confused

Um... The drone boy who calls himself my brother said my birthday is coming up in a few days. [pause] I've never had a birthday before, so I'm not sure what to do for it. I'm supposed to get presents, aren't I? But there isn't anything I can think

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[wolf_faerie]

Are you sure you don't want any presents?

[kindlichekaiser]

I can't possibly think of anything I'd want more than spending time with you guys.

[pauses because it seems like people actually DO want to give her stuff so uh] Maybe some flowers...?

[wolf_faerie]

Alright, I'll get you some flowers, then. Everyone likes flowers!

But there aren't any in the park...so where would I get them?

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh, there's a florist shop in town! Tsuna took me there once. They have all sorts of flowers, for every season!

I'm not sure how though, but it's very pretty.

[thief_of_truth]

You sure there's nothing else you want? I don't mind getting you a present!

[kindlichekaiser]

I don't know much of the things in this world, so there isn't anything that really catches my eye..

Maybe some flowers, or sweets?

[thief_of_truth]

That's usually the kind of stuff your boyfriend would get for you, but I guess I could do that.

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh? Hmm... I suppose you can get me whatever you like, I just... don't know what to tell you. [She sounds a bit sheepish]

[butlerincrime]

[HE BALANCES THE PHONE ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE A BOSS. He's just doing dishes, though. SO manly. He's helped with lots of parties for Ciel, though, so he's quite useful here.]

I could bake a cake for you, if you'd like. Normally at birthday parties, you merely celebrate your existence of another year, so inviting friends and family over and throwing a party is a must.

[kindlichekaiser]

I suppose this would make me... [She does a brief calculation] ...About 200,001 years old?

[Sebastian come move in and be her butler and carry her around. DO IT.] I don't know anything about any of that. I've never had a birthday celebration before. [SIGH]

[butlerincrime]

My, you certainly look good for your age.

[He laughs a little. HE JUST GOT RID OF A LITTLE BRAT, GIVE HIM A BREAK.] Perhaps now you will be able to fully enjoy a celebration.

[kindlichekaiser]

I try. [She giggles, resting her head against the wall]

Hmm.. Maybe. I don't have any idea where to even begin though.

[pygmalion_perv]

Don't worry, I'll definitely get you something for your birthday! Count on it!

[kindlichekaiser]

Are you sure? You really don't have to...

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! I want to! Don't worry about it!

[kindlichekaiser]

If you're sure... [Amused sigh. She just can't win.]

I might have a party too; you're invited, of course.

[kurasuprincessu]

Presents are simply a way for friends to show their gratitude for you being you.

[kindlichekaiser]

[She nods a little thinking about this] So I suppose it'd be rude of me to tell them not to get me something?

[kurasuprincessu]

It's okay to accept gifts from friends if you accept them as tokens of love rather than objects. So, it would be a little rude to not let them.

[kindlichekaiser]

[She nods] I see. It's all a little confusing, I'm afraid.

I'm sorry, have we met before?