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[kindlichekaiser]

[Empress picks up the phone, voice humming with a barely contained excitement]

Everyone, I have very good news. Mayfield has seen fit to return some of my power to me; I can now grant wishes. I don't know exactly the limit, but I'm opening myself up to wish requests now.

[FILTERED TO VONGOLA AND FRIENDS + BYAKURAN; Filtered FROM Mukuro]I wish to

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[strike_you_out]

[curious] I have a request.

[kindlichekaiser]

Yes? What is it? [Just as curious]

[strike_you_out]

A can of gold spray paint.

[kindlichekaiser]

[Within a minute or so, there is a can of gold spray paint by your side] There, I believe it should have appeared now?

[strike_you_out]

-!!

[and it's right there in his pocket. He was so not expecting that and nearly drops the phone.]

What... what's the price?

[surely, no one just grants wishes for nothing]

[kindlichekaiser]

Price? I don't have a price. [She sounds bemused]

I just wanted to make people happy. [no, really. There's no price.]

[strike_you_out]

[Cue gap of silence in which he tries to process this.]

...

Who is this?

[kindlichekaiser]

I'm the Childlike Empress. I'm afraid I don't have an actual name, but you can call me whatever you like.

[strike_you_out]

[Inspects the can and gives it an experimental shake audible over the line. There may now be a subtle note of awe in his voice.]

Thank you, Empress.

[kindlichekaiser]

You're very welcome. [She smiles warmly, feeling pretty good. She likes doing good deeds for people.]