So Fierce, Even Beyonce Loses Out.

[kimmer12]

Because I have been cursed with a gene that makes my hair grows at an exponential rate outwards instead of downwards, I had to get a haircut yesterday, after a month and a half of letting it just grow and grow and grow. Upon arriving at the salon, the receptionist told me they were shorthanded and that I should probably come back another day but my

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ur greatest fan

[anonymous]

I'm pretty certain the minute I turned my back, he had told the receptionist to schedule "Hermione from the first Harry Potter film" for the 7.30 slot.

this sentence cracked me up! hey seriously ure hair's not too bad! :)

Re: ur greatest fan

[kimmer12]

:) I tell myself that daily. my hair's not bad, my hair's not bad, oh my god cowlicks, flyaways, thickness, it's not bad! I suppose it could've been a lot worse - like having no hair. I should count my blessings!