>>Good : Your wife is pregnant.
>>Bad : It's triplets.
>>Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
>>Good : Your wife's not talking to you
>>Bad : She wants a divorce.
>>Ugly : She's a lawyer.
>>Good : Your son is finally maturing
>>Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
>>Ugly : So are you.
>>Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
>>Bad : You
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