Hump day - not nearly as dirty as it sounds unfortunately

[kim1989]

 For some reason the Federal Government thinks my mom lives at my house. They sent her jury duty papers to my address. If the Federal Government knew me and my mother, they'd have realized they'd be more likely to be serving an arrest warrant for murder to one or the other of us if we both lived at my address. She really doesn't like me very much.

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[moondaughter20]

My mom is just a bit like yours but not as mean - but she says nice things behind your back and not much to you. At least she doesn't interfere and boss like your mom does. I always figured it's a mom trying to hard to do her job, stay on top of her kids before they stray wildly and end up on the cover of trashy tabloids.

I hope your brother's tumour does go away and stay away. Keep praying... studies have indicated it does a LOT of good. :)

You always make me laugh. :D

[kim1989]

As much as we complain about mom she did raise us right. Nary a one of us has ended up wrestling in jello for our honor on the Jerry Springer show, we all know who our baby daddies are, and none of us have been on Cops - uh yet. She's a psycho, but she must have done something right. We'll put her in the nice home when the time comes.