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[killyoudead]

LIFE IN BULLET POINTS WILL NEVER END.✤ Sent a text to my dad, asked whether he wanted me to come over this weekend or not. Responded to my yes-or-no question with a "call you later." Did not call. TAKING THAT AS A NO

Comments

[moezilla]

I'm sleeping all weekend.

[killyoudead]

but who will text me when i'm napping to wake my ass up if you're asleep?

[moezilla]

Um, I don't know? Looks like you're on your own on this one!

[killyoudead]

nooooooooooo

[moezilla]

Good luck, my friend! You're going to need it.

[killyoudead]

sobbing forever

[moezilla]

Oh, knock that out. We all know you don't sleep anyway, and this is just a formality we carry out to make you appear human to outsiders.

[killyoudead]

oh right because I am an android.

[moezilla]

Yep.

[killyoudead]

/snaps that bra

[moezilla]

Noo, my generic dirty hipster icon!

[killyoudead]

Yeah that's right.

[moezilla]

Sobs!

[killyoudead]

/snaps bra again

[moezilla]

Do you want me to change my default? Because I will so fucking change my default.

[killyoudead]

to what? you're not elle, changing your default won't shake Atlas in his boots.