HOW TO FIGURE OUT WHEN TO FUKC *READ MEEEEE*

[killurself_inc]

+ i <3 kristen deeply everyone has to read this!!! +

The Point System to Getting Laid

by Miss Mother Fucker

Ok, sex. Sex is good--is it not? It's a privelage, not a right. Sort of like when your parents lecture you about getting your license. But, parents are full of shit anyways. Because of this privelage (sex), I have derived a point system

Comments

[penguinback]

ur so weird

[one_angry_bitch]

WHOA!!! man, who doesn't love kristin? i mean, i am so awesome and i come up with great ideas. i really don't think the point system is gonna work though, unless you're really dedicated. i mean, shit happens and sometimes you just gotta fuck.

♣ keep it pimp, fo sho

oui.

[rawar]

Venez prendre un pot dimanche!