4th wall | Goldenrod |Monster Dogs and electric sugar high

[killer_sweets]

[The sun slowly begins to shine in the window of a familiar silver-haired boy. He slowly gets up, thinking about what he’s going to do to spice things up today, when he notices something seems … off. It’s not his surroundings but more that he feels off. It takes another moment, then he realizes he is feeling something, the flow of life and power

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[flameofpms]

[And suddenly there's an Entei running toward the electric dog Pokémon, obviously eager to see it. Who cares about Giratina or that other weird dog, IT'S RAIKOUUUU. Meanwhile, its new trainer walks after it, not very amused that it suddenly decided to run off on her. Some of the woman's features may resemble a certain someone, but this obviously isn't quite who Killua is thinking of; after all, her hair is longer, she has quite obvious C-cup breasts, and is sporting a miniskirt. Can't forget the heels, either.]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua just shrugs]

I'm just here to see if Uncle pissed had a sex change or Johto decided to make a girl version of him while he's knocked out.

[flameofpms]

[Meanwhile, Xanxa's eyes narrow at Squalo in return.]

Don't talk to me like that.

[Really not a good idea when she's holding a gun, y'know.]

[sharkfoodbound]

[When he looks at Xanxa, it's guarded, but when he looks at Killua it's openly annoyed.]

He's still there.

[Did you know? Threatening Squalo never works. Still that guarded look.]

I'm only wondering why you'd even be interested in seeing him, boss.

[killer_sweets]

[Since Squalo seemed to be focus on Auntie Pissed, Kil just walks around Squalo and heads for the room. He peaks inside and there, surprisingly for Killua, was Uncle Pissed still knocked out.]

.....Damn Johto this is just too weird.

[flameofpms]

Because I fucking want to. You never told me there was a male version of myself here.

[She says to Squalo as she follows Killua into the room, and sure enough, there's Xanxus, sleeping peacefully. Xanxa puts her gun away for now and approaches the man's bed.]

[sharkfoodbound]

[If she's putting the gun away, alright. Feroce, next to the bed, is now looking up in utter confusion, head turning from Xanxus to Xanxa and not really sure what to do. Squalo just follows her into the room and keeps his eyes on her. ...sorry, Killua.]

It never exactly came up.

[killer_sweets]

[Killua looks at both Xanxus and Xanxa before deciding to go sit in a nearby chair, he was in a bit of shock.]

[flameofpms]

[Yeah, whatever, Xanxa is just going to ignore you all and take a seat right at Xanxus's bed. This is... quite intriguing. She's just going to feel him up a bit now. But don't worry, she's not going any lower than his abdomen. She just wants a sense of what kind of figure he has since his hospital gown is hiding it, and she's quite impressed with what she's feeling. She runs her fingers along the scars on Xanxus's face, too, as if she's trying to see if they're actually real.

...This is going to entertain her for at least a few more minutes. Xanxa is slightly shocked, as well.]

[sharkfoodbound]

[The large orange lizard, his brain rather thoroughly broken, sits down next to Killua and tries really really hard to ignore the two Varia Bosses in the room... which is kind of difficult when he's staring at them intently in a severe case of trainwreck syndrome.

Meanwhile Squalo will just watch, equally silent but less dumbstruck, because he's had a bit more time to get used to the idea of both of them existing at the same time. Hell, if he ran into a female version of himself he'd probably be curious too.]

[killer_sweets]

[Going, going and his mind is gone. This is just too much Xanxus on Xanxus action for him]

[flameofpms]

[Once Xanxa is satisfied, she leans back in the chair and glances back at Squalo.]

How did this even happen?

[This is the male version of motherfucking Xanxa we're talking about; it had to be something real serious, right?]

[sharkfoodbound]

Your guess is as good as mine. People say we go back to our own worlds for a while when we fall into a coma here, so that might be it. He's been like that for weeks.

[Concern, probably. Stubbornly veiled concern, but it's still there. Frustration too. He can't fucking do anything...]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua finally snaps out of his shock]

Yep, one minute he was training his pokémon then the next he's out like a light.

[flameofpms]

[That's it? He just fell over for no reason? There's a small frown on her face now.]

How pathetic.

[sharkfoodbound]

[A shrug.] Same thing could happen to anyone. Doesn't matter how strong they are. [Scowling though. He doesn't like it. Not that he couldn't prevent it, and not that she's calling Xanxus pathetic.]