Day light savings kicks my ASS.

But it's definetly spring. You can tell by the way the light comes in through the window. Deep? sorta.

It's always nice to receive letters from your Grandma, but how do you react when she sends you a card with kitties on the front and an article about diarrhea on the inside?

I need a cut and dye. PRONTO. This hair I got goin on is in desperate need of help. Thank God for Megan Bandy, cause God knows I don't have the money.

I also need a cookie.

Why are fat people flexible? Is it because babies are flexible and they're kinda like plump toddlers?

Yesterday I opened my cookie jar and found a pair of underwear.

I'm wearing them today.

I found my old livejournal, that I swear was deleted. I went thorugh it and deleted so many posts that I can't even believe I wrote, I'm talking 3 years ago kinda shit. I kept the ones that still make me laugh though. I'm gonna start it up again.

Today I dressed as a prostitute for Angela's photo project. We went into downtown elgin but there were way too many scary people no way was i gettin out of the car. So we found some back alley thing... and took pictures there.We wanted to have a picture of me talking on a pay phone. So i'm on larkin all coked out talking on the phone and this car ( Read more... )

I found Zoe LOCKED in my room stressed out on my bed. I pushed her off and poo was hanging out her ass.I screamed and smacked her and she waddled as fast as her little cocktail weenie legs could take her. She then tried to sleep on the couch where I screamed again and she made her way quickly down the stairs. Not to be seen for an hour. Parents get ( Read more... )

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