*056* [ATTN: CITY//FILTERED FROM AMADEUS]
As you may or may not know, my friend former roommate, Ev-san's friend, Amadeus-san has been rather.... mope-y after that big-ass "What if?" curse day.
The guy needs to get back into the swing of things.
As professionally-trained expert in interrogation reprogramming torture DE-EMOING PEOPLE, I will require certain items to make this a success.
If you own any of these items, please donate them to the cause, or I will fucking donate them for you.
That's not a threat people, it's a promise.
And I'm very good at keeping promises.
SUNNY'S MAKE-YOUR-OWN ANTI-EMO KIT
1 Dunk Tank(People not included, balls not necessary. The dunking mechanism is all you need.)
1 Electric Chair (for restraint purposes... though extremely combative subjects would do well with a little electric shock therapy)
1 Video projector
Assorted Videos By:
Lazy Town
The Wiggles
Barney the Dinosaur
This'll work. Just watch.
ETA 'dante!! this kid brought you Korean BBQ.
[ooc: In case you really didn't know, She's not an expert in cheering people up. Talk her out of this. Please.]
The guy needs to get back into the swing of things.
As professionally-trained expert in interrogation reprogramming torture DE-EMOING PEOPLE, I will require certain items to make this a success.
If you own any of these items, please donate them to the cause, or I will fucking donate them for you.
That's not a threat people, it's a promise.
And I'm very good at keeping promises.
SUNNY'S MAKE-YOUR-OWN ANTI-EMO KIT
1 Dunk Tank(People not included, balls not necessary. The dunking mechanism is all you need.)
1 Electric Chair (for restraint purposes... though extremely combative subjects would do well with a little electric shock therapy)
1 Video projector
Assorted Videos By:
Lazy Town
The Wiggles
Barney the Dinosaur
This'll work. Just watch.
ETA 'dante!! this kid brought you Korean BBQ.
[ooc: In case you really didn't know, She's not an expert in cheering people up. Talk her out of this. Please.]