So, I woke up this morning (after having a dream about being a quarterstaff-wielding equality guerilla) and I was on my stomach, with my hand under my chest. The bad thing was that I had my thumbnail firmly implanted into my index finger of my left hand. 10 minutes later, the imprint is still there and my finger is still a little yellow from having ( Read more... )

Instructions: Go into your lj calendar. For each month, post the first sentence of the first entry for each month, and the last sentence of the last entry for each month. This will create a summary of your lj for the year 2005!

January
> I have a mole on my shoulder with 4 hairs growing out of it
> Anyone reading this is completly invited to my ( Read more... )

I stole this list from one of Carrie's old posts
( Feel free to bold what applies and repost )

If I die (looking for options, kids...write back with alternatives), I want to be buried with a small sealed plastic tube. Inside that tube, I will have a note for future alien/hideously evolved human archeologists. It will state, quite simply "Nice Hole".

Too bad I want to be cremated.
Maybe I can go half and half.

I'm doing well. Chances are, I won't make another post for at least a week. I can always edit this if I post earlier. Or later ( Read more... )

So I had a great weekend visiting Kara and am completly ready for the summer to be over ( Read more... )

[offscreen, woman's voice, filled with panic ( Read more... )

So, this is what it feels like to be "sexiled ( Read more... )

I just took a peice of pizza from yesterday's box and actually thought that it might be magic pizza because it wasn't cold.
The pizza had been sitting on the counter for 26 hours.
That is all.

I'm skipping work because Ben isn't here. It's not really that simple, but I slept in because his alarm didn't go off, and my alarm didn't go off because my clock had reset. If you want some more peices of the story, (such as what I'll do with my free day, or why my clock had reset) give me a jingle.