a post before I go into exam-hiatus

[kiku_cha8_8]

Dear Employers,

I am interested in getting an internship this summer. Your company's commitment towards the principles of providing superior products and services, and behaving with integrity, dignity and respect is impressive. Therefore, I believe that my enthusiasm and desire to improve will make me a good fit for your team. I feel that my

Comments

[hitsujiga]

omg tbqh i would send above letter to every company now. it's brilliant and shows your true abilities - A+ trolling and the intelligence to do so. XD

but sucks that they won't hire you ;.;/ not sure what's their problem.

[kiku_cha8_8]

hahaha I wouldn't dare! My chances will even be lessened with my snark.

just gotta keep applyig...

[hitsujiga]

but the world needs more snark these days. seriously.

good luck bb! :)

[saturnianlove]

Man, what a harsh time! I would suggest to look for ways to improve or change up the way you interview, but it really seems like you've just had really shitty interviewers :/ Well, I commend you on hanging in there! Good luck!

[jxsica]

I regularly kick my group mates' asses for work done in class projects. If they don't pull themselves together, I will kill them.
If this line doesn't get you hired I don't know what will tbh!

Ugh at all those interviewers, wtf. Can they at least give you a proper interview? Wouldn't want to be working for any of them if that's how they conduct their business, anyway.

I wish you the best of luck with job hunting and your exams bb~ I know something will come along for you soon.

[elixien]

IF I WAS A HIRING MANAGER AND I READ THAT LETTER, I'D HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT.

Sigh. People are jerks. What can you do. I find it sort of ironic that the companies have people like that working for them and not hiring you. FIGHTING~