Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 6.
Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 6
Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: OT5. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin. Also, this chapter, YunJae. :3
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, NC-17.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~700+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Scheming!Jaejoong.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only one), sex (lots), and revenge (the best kind).
AN: LOL I wish I had a clue how long this series was gonna be. Also, why do I keep writing at 2am? One day I'm gonna post something that's just completely incoherent and everyone will laugh at me. :/
They have a strategic meeting on the hotel balcony when Jaejoong gets back.
"I'm not gonna last," Jaejoong grumbles. He sucks on a cigarette and watches Yoochun light up.
"Have some self-confidence. Or self restraint."
Jaejoong frowns. "You do know who you're talking to, right?"
"Think with the head between your shoulders, then, as opposed to the one between your legs." Yoochun smiles around his cigarette, looking Jaejoong over before he shrugs. "Or go get some relief somewhere else."
"Somewhere else?"
Yoochun smiles. "I've got plans."
Which means that Junsu is going to be walking a bit funny tomorrow.
"Isn't this kind of cheating?"
"Who said it was a fair fight?"
Jaejoong thinks for a few moments before mushing his cigarette out in the ashtray. "Alright. We'll give it a few more days. If he doesn't crack then I say we should retaliate."
"What'd you have in mind?"
"... Something similar to what he did. Fight fire with fire, as they say."
///
Yunho is incredibly good at providing relief.
Jaejoong hugs the pillow in front of him and does his best to muffle his moans. Yunho's pounding into him from behind at a blistering pace, his fingers digging in hard enough to leave bruises on Jaejoong's hips (not that he minds, really). It's rough and exciting and no one in their group tops quite like Yunho; Yoochun isn't bad but in the end he's too tender, and Junsu couldn't be forceful in bed if his life depended on it.
Yunho's fingers tighten further, his hips driving almost brutally into Jaejoong another five, six times before he comes. As soon as he finishes he pulls out and flips Jaejoong neatly on his back, settling between his thighs.
"Please-" Jaejoong groans out, spreading his legs just a bit further as he tangles his fingers in Yunho's hair to try to guide his head down.
"Of course." The voice that answers him is husky and aroused and makes Jaejoong's toes curl into the sheets. Yunho grins almost lovingly as he slides down the blond's body and sucks his cock in past his lips (and Jaejoong moans just a bit louder than he meant to; Yunho gives amazing blowjobs). He slips two fingers inside and hits his prostate with such freakishly good accuracy that Jaejoong comes in a rush, eyes rolling back in his head as he pulses down the leader's throat. His orgasm leaves him boneless and trembling as he fights to catch his breath.
Yunho slides his mouth off just a moment before continued contact would become uncomfortable. He kisses his way up Jaejoong's body, pausing to nuzzle at his neck before he nibbles at his earlobe.
"Tell me what's going on with you and Changmin."
Jaejoong raises an eyebrow as Yunho rolls off him. He snags a cigarette from the endtable, ignoring Yunho's disapproving gaze as he lights up. After-sex cigarettes are the best.
"Nothing at the moment, unfortunately."
Yunho seems to find that funny. "He told me you made a bet with Yoochun."
"I did."
"You know he wants Yoochun, don't you?"
"I do." Jaejoong's eyes soften and he offers his cigarette to Yunho. "Why do you think I had Yoochun blow him instead of doing it myself?"
Yunho takes the end of the cigarette into his mouth, taking a slow, deep drag that he holds in his lungs. "You're being ridiculous, you know. If you want to fuck him so badly why don't you just tell him? Somehow I don't think Changmin would turn you down."
Jaejoong shrugs as he brings the cigarette back to his own mouth. "I like to be creative."
"You like to be convoluted. This is ridiculous." Yunho sits up and sighs out the smoke. "How long is this gonna go on?"
"Not long, probably." Jaejoong nods a bit, tapping ash into the ashtray on the nightstand. "We're pretty sure he's about to crack."
"And do what? Come crawling and begging for you to bone him stupid?"
"He better go to Yoochun first, otherwise I'd question how bad he really wanted him in the first place." Jaejoong lays back on the bed, stretching his spine and moaning a bit when it pops.
Yunho frowns as he looks the oldest over. "What's your endgame?"
"Mmm," Jaejoong hums as he takes one final drag before dropping the cigarette into the astray. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
[part o5] // [part o7]
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Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: OT5. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin. Also, this chapter, YunJae. :3
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, NC-17.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~700+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Scheming!Jaejoong.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only one), sex (lots), and revenge (the best kind).
AN: LOL I wish I had a clue how long this series was gonna be. Also, why do I keep writing at 2am? One day I'm gonna post something that's just completely incoherent and everyone will laugh at me. :/
They have a strategic meeting on the hotel balcony when Jaejoong gets back.
"I'm not gonna last," Jaejoong grumbles. He sucks on a cigarette and watches Yoochun light up.
"Have some self-confidence. Or self restraint."
Jaejoong frowns. "You do know who you're talking to, right?"
"Think with the head between your shoulders, then, as opposed to the one between your legs." Yoochun smiles around his cigarette, looking Jaejoong over before he shrugs. "Or go get some relief somewhere else."
"Somewhere else?"
Yoochun smiles. "I've got plans."
Which means that Junsu is going to be walking a bit funny tomorrow.
"Isn't this kind of cheating?"
"Who said it was a fair fight?"
Jaejoong thinks for a few moments before mushing his cigarette out in the ashtray. "Alright. We'll give it a few more days. If he doesn't crack then I say we should retaliate."
"What'd you have in mind?"
"... Something similar to what he did. Fight fire with fire, as they say."
///
Yunho is incredibly good at providing relief.
Jaejoong hugs the pillow in front of him and does his best to muffle his moans. Yunho's pounding into him from behind at a blistering pace, his fingers digging in hard enough to leave bruises on Jaejoong's hips (not that he minds, really). It's rough and exciting and no one in their group tops quite like Yunho; Yoochun isn't bad but in the end he's too tender, and Junsu couldn't be forceful in bed if his life depended on it.
Yunho's fingers tighten further, his hips driving almost brutally into Jaejoong another five, six times before he comes. As soon as he finishes he pulls out and flips Jaejoong neatly on his back, settling between his thighs.
"Please-" Jaejoong groans out, spreading his legs just a bit further as he tangles his fingers in Yunho's hair to try to guide his head down.
"Of course." The voice that answers him is husky and aroused and makes Jaejoong's toes curl into the sheets. Yunho grins almost lovingly as he slides down the blond's body and sucks his cock in past his lips (and Jaejoong moans just a bit louder than he meant to; Yunho gives amazing blowjobs). He slips two fingers inside and hits his prostate with such freakishly good accuracy that Jaejoong comes in a rush, eyes rolling back in his head as he pulses down the leader's throat. His orgasm leaves him boneless and trembling as he fights to catch his breath.
Yunho slides his mouth off just a moment before continued contact would become uncomfortable. He kisses his way up Jaejoong's body, pausing to nuzzle at his neck before he nibbles at his earlobe.
"Tell me what's going on with you and Changmin."
Jaejoong raises an eyebrow as Yunho rolls off him. He snags a cigarette from the endtable, ignoring Yunho's disapproving gaze as he lights up. After-sex cigarettes are the best.
"Nothing at the moment, unfortunately."
Yunho seems to find that funny. "He told me you made a bet with Yoochun."
"I did."
"You know he wants Yoochun, don't you?"
"I do." Jaejoong's eyes soften and he offers his cigarette to Yunho. "Why do you think I had Yoochun blow him instead of doing it myself?"
Yunho takes the end of the cigarette into his mouth, taking a slow, deep drag that he holds in his lungs. "You're being ridiculous, you know. If you want to fuck him so badly why don't you just tell him? Somehow I don't think Changmin would turn you down."
Jaejoong shrugs as he brings the cigarette back to his own mouth. "I like to be creative."
"You like to be convoluted. This is ridiculous." Yunho sits up and sighs out the smoke. "How long is this gonna go on?"
"Not long, probably." Jaejoong nods a bit, tapping ash into the ashtray on the nightstand. "We're pretty sure he's about to crack."
"And do what? Come crawling and begging for you to bone him stupid?"
"He better go to Yoochun first, otherwise I'd question how bad he really wanted him in the first place." Jaejoong lays back on the bed, stretching his spine and moaning a bit when it pops.
Yunho frowns as he looks the oldest over. "What's your endgame?"
"Mmm," Jaejoong hums as he takes one final drag before dropping the cigarette into the astray. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
[part o5] // [part o7]
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