MASTERLIST OF FICS
My masterlist is growing long (thanks to rarepair_shorts getting me to write loads of ficlets!), so I decided to split it up a bit for practicality! Masterlist of art can be found here.
I mostly write femslash, most of it Ginny/Pansy. Humor is my genre, but someday I will try something else. My favorite fics have been marked with a "❤" - self-pimping is the best pimping!
Harry Potter
Fic
Femslash
All's Fair | 2065 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Muggle AU. Ginny and Pansy have developed and perfected a bizarre art of war that baffles their friends but works for them.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Burn | 1161 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny hates it, but she keeps coming back.
Written for maraudersaffair for hpsapphicappeal Sapphic Stockings 2017.
Date | 575 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny asks Pansy out.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Dishevelled, Discovered | 1108 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny and Pansy do a masterful job at hiding their relationship. Until they don't.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Epiphany | 2139 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger
Summary: “If it makes you feel any better, I just had the shoddiest kiss with a boy everyone is supposed to swoon over.” Featuring drunk Snape.
Written for nereycamille for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2016-2017.
Falling Out of Love | 3975 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny is miserable and annoyed when she realizes that Harry isn't going to get back together with her. Insults and an annoying face help her get over it. And perhaps sex.
Written for hprarefest 2015.
Flirting with Ravenclaws | 1657 words | G | [ LJ | AO3]
Hermione Granger/Padma Patil
Summary: Academic witches do their academic thing. Sapiosexuality and coffee shops.
Written for flipflop_diva for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Happy Decline | 838 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy hates being an adult.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Holiday Plans | 2499 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Hermione has a plan for the holidays. What she doesn't expect is Pansy Parkinson wrecking that plan.
Written for flipflop_diva for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2018-2019.
Polyjuice | 2485 | NC-17 | [IJ | AO3]
Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: As a married couple, Pansy and Daphne have the perfect way to spice up their sex life... even if their means are a little questionable.
Written for daily_deviant January 2019 challenge.
Ruthless in Purpose, Insidious in Method | 35k words | NC-17 | [DW | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny is a whisky-drinking, loud-mouthed, workaholic Auror who breaks womens' hearts and is obsessed with a certain master thief. Pansy is a bored housewife with a hidden agenda. A murder and a theft bring them together.
Written for maraudersaffair for femmefest 2018.
A Kiss for Good Luck | 967 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: The Ministry New Year's Gala is a bore. Count on Pansy Parkinson to make it even more unbearable.
Written and drawn for mini_fest 2017.
Lesbian Sex: A Guide | 1260 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Hermione Granger/Padma Patil
Summary: Padma likes to be prepared.
Written for evening12 for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2017.
Midsummer Night's Magic | 3777 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil
Summary: An ancient midsummer night's rite doesn't work, or maybe it does. Obliviousness, magic, summer and wine, and post-war vibes.
Rich Bitch Fantasies | 717 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy does what Slytherins do best.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Ruthless in Purpose, Insidious in Method | 34936 words | NC-17 | [DW | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson + others
Summary: Ginny is a whisky-drinking, loud-mouthed, workaholic Auror who breaks womens' hearts and is obsessed with a certain master thief. Pansy is a bored housewife with a hidden agenda. A murder and a theft bring them together.
Written for maraudersaffair for femmefest 2018.
Summer in the City | 740 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: During the daytime they explore Paris, during the nighttime themselves.
Written for leontinabowie for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2016.
A World Apart | 1935 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Summary: Hogwarts is over and the future is a big, scary thing, and Neville's flat is just a good place to be.
Written for evening12 for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
World on Fire | 3442 (WIP) | R | [AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy needs help in order to escape her future as a Death Eater. Ginny is frustrated with her life and wants to make a difference.
Written for femslashbb 2016 ( - did not complete the challenge, but will continue this at my own pace).
Slash
Chaos | 517 words | G | [ff.net]
Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley
Summary: 58. prompt - dinner
Written for my Fanfic100 challenge a million years ago (abandoned)
Christmas in the Dragons' Den | 8471 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini
Summary: Neville is not quite sure how he ends up spending Christmas with Draco Malfoy and his friends, but what starts out as a miserable night turns out to be not that bad after all.
Written for lenapinewoods as a holiday gift 2017.
Shower | 747 words | NC-17 | [ff.net]
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Draco's innocent fun in the shower.
Sincerity | 2598 words (WIP, abandoned) | R | [ff.net]
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Sirius has a lot to cope with during his final year at Hogwarts: family issues, fights with friends, a growing crush on one of his best friends... Sincerity is a story of trust, friendship, love, jealousy and depression.
Study Partners | 1338 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Draco Malfoy/Terry Boot
Summary: Draco uses his clever Slytherin means to get Terry to notice him. Awkward first kiss starring oblivious!Terry and verydevious!Draco.
Subtlety Is Not a Virtue | 1928 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley
Summary: Percy finally confesses his feelings towards one of his oldest friends.
Written for themightyflynn for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
The Worst Case in Auror History | 6589 words | G | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Arguments arise and death becomes a distinct possibility when Auror Potter and Auror Malfoy find themselves stranded on a desert. Pre-Drarry.
Written for hp-drizzle in 2015.
Wanton Wedding | 1673 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Cormac McLaggen/Harry Potter
Summary: A dull night at a wedding takes an interesting turn for Harry when he finds himself suddenly turned on by Cormac McLaggen.
Written for leontinabowie for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2018.
Het
A Bit of Inter-House Unity | 1197 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
Summary: After the war, everyone else seems to get the whole inter-house unity thing except Harry.
Written for too_dle_oo for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Consequences of Drunk Owl Post | 5548 words (WIP) | R | [AO3] | ❤
Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Summary: Severus receives the wizarding equivalent of a drunk text.
Written for my dear friend lenapinewoods as a late Christmas present 2016.
Haunted | 633 words | G | [ff.net]
Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle
Summary: A short songfic to Evanescence's song Haunted.
Threesomes and moresomes
Whipped | 881 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Fred Weasley/George Weasley/Oliver Wood
Summary: A bad drunk decision lands Oliver in an uncomfortable situation. Post-Hogwarts AU where Fred is alive.
Written for dunderklumpen for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Horrible things you don't want to read aka firewhiskeyfic fics
Epic level elf magic and bdsm and shit | 2828 words | NC-17 | [DW]
Harry Potter/Dumbledore/Dobby, Dobby/Lucius Malfoy
Summary: dobby's fantasy
Harry and fourtheen cocka | 527 words | NC-17 | [ LJ]
Harry Potter/several, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry has sex with a lot of people, until something terrible happens.
Imagine the Rest | 513 words | R | [DW]
Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Summary: I’m sure this was going somewhere, but I forgot what I was doing after a few whisky shots and forgot I was writing a fic at all :DDD
it mtters not | 1594 words | R | [DW]
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: I think I just degenerated to my 13-year old self where I'm just wirintng shitty teenage fanfic with like very limited vocabulary. sirius and remus snog in there somewhere
Read the signs, Gilderoy | 1400 words | NC-17 | [ LJ] | ❤
Summary: Gilderoy's life turns into a nightmare
I mostly write femslash, most of it Ginny/Pansy. Humor is my genre, but someday I will try something else. My favorite fics have been marked with a "❤" - self-pimping is the best pimping!
Harry Potter
Fic
Femslash
All's Fair | 2065 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Muggle AU. Ginny and Pansy have developed and perfected a bizarre art of war that baffles their friends but works for them.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Burn | 1161 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny hates it, but she keeps coming back.
Written for maraudersaffair for hpsapphicappeal Sapphic Stockings 2017.
Date | 575 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny asks Pansy out.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Dishevelled, Discovered | 1108 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny and Pansy do a masterful job at hiding their relationship. Until they don't.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Epiphany | 2139 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger
Summary: “If it makes you feel any better, I just had the shoddiest kiss with a boy everyone is supposed to swoon over.” Featuring drunk Snape.
Written for nereycamille for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2016-2017.
Falling Out of Love | 3975 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny is miserable and annoyed when she realizes that Harry isn't going to get back together with her. Insults and an annoying face help her get over it. And perhaps sex.
Written for hprarefest 2015.
Flirting with Ravenclaws | 1657 words | G | [ LJ | AO3]
Hermione Granger/Padma Patil
Summary: Academic witches do their academic thing. Sapiosexuality and coffee shops.
Written for flipflop_diva for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Happy Decline | 838 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy hates being an adult.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Holiday Plans | 2499 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Hermione has a plan for the holidays. What she doesn't expect is Pansy Parkinson wrecking that plan.
Written for flipflop_diva for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2018-2019.
Polyjuice | 2485 | NC-17 | [IJ | AO3]
Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: As a married couple, Pansy and Daphne have the perfect way to spice up their sex life... even if their means are a little questionable.
Written for daily_deviant January 2019 challenge.
Ruthless in Purpose, Insidious in Method | 35k words | NC-17 | [DW | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Ginny is a whisky-drinking, loud-mouthed, workaholic Auror who breaks womens' hearts and is obsessed with a certain master thief. Pansy is a bored housewife with a hidden agenda. A murder and a theft bring them together.
Written for maraudersaffair for femmefest 2018.
A Kiss for Good Luck | 967 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: The Ministry New Year's Gala is a bore. Count on Pansy Parkinson to make it even more unbearable.
Written and drawn for mini_fest 2017.
Lesbian Sex: A Guide | 1260 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Hermione Granger/Padma Patil
Summary: Padma likes to be prepared.
Written for evening12 for the rarepair_shorts Winter Exchange 2017.
Midsummer Night's Magic | 3777 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Lavender Brown/Parvati Patil
Summary: An ancient midsummer night's rite doesn't work, or maybe it does. Obliviousness, magic, summer and wine, and post-war vibes.
Rich Bitch Fantasies | 717 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy does what Slytherins do best.
Written for my rarepair_shorts challenge.
Ruthless in Purpose, Insidious in Method | 34936 words | NC-17 | [DW | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson + others
Summary: Ginny is a whisky-drinking, loud-mouthed, workaholic Auror who breaks womens' hearts and is obsessed with a certain master thief. Pansy is a bored housewife with a hidden agenda. A murder and a theft bring them together.
Written for maraudersaffair for femmefest 2018.
Summer in the City | 740 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: During the daytime they explore Paris, during the nighttime themselves.
Written for leontinabowie for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2016.
A World Apart | 1935 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Summary: Hogwarts is over and the future is a big, scary thing, and Neville's flat is just a good place to be.
Written for evening12 for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
World on Fire | 3442 (WIP) | R | [AO3] | ❤
Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Summary: Pansy needs help in order to escape her future as a Death Eater. Ginny is frustrated with her life and wants to make a difference.
Written for femslashbb 2016 ( - did not complete the challenge, but will continue this at my own pace).
Slash
Chaos | 517 words | G | [ff.net]
Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley
Summary: 58. prompt - dinner
Written for my Fanfic100 challenge a million years ago (abandoned)
Christmas in the Dragons' Den | 8471 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini
Summary: Neville is not quite sure how he ends up spending Christmas with Draco Malfoy and his friends, but what starts out as a miserable night turns out to be not that bad after all.
Written for lenapinewoods as a holiday gift 2017.
Shower | 747 words | NC-17 | [ff.net]
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Draco's innocent fun in the shower.
Sincerity | 2598 words (WIP, abandoned) | R | [ff.net]
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Sirius has a lot to cope with during his final year at Hogwarts: family issues, fights with friends, a growing crush on one of his best friends... Sincerity is a story of trust, friendship, love, jealousy and depression.
Study Partners | 1338 words | PG-13 | [ LJ | AO3]
Draco Malfoy/Terry Boot
Summary: Draco uses his clever Slytherin means to get Terry to notice him. Awkward first kiss starring oblivious!Terry and verydevious!Draco.
Subtlety Is Not a Virtue | 1928 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley
Summary: Percy finally confesses his feelings towards one of his oldest friends.
Written for themightyflynn for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
The Worst Case in Auror History | 6589 words | G | [ LJ | AO3] | ❤
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Arguments arise and death becomes a distinct possibility when Auror Potter and Auror Malfoy find themselves stranded on a desert. Pre-Drarry.
Written for hp-drizzle in 2015.
Wanton Wedding | 1673 words | NC-17 | [ LJ | AO3]
Cormac McLaggen/Harry Potter
Summary: A dull night at a wedding takes an interesting turn for Harry when he finds himself suddenly turned on by Cormac McLaggen.
Written for leontinabowie for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2018.
Het
A Bit of Inter-House Unity | 1197 words | PG | [ LJ | AO3]
Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
Summary: After the war, everyone else seems to get the whole inter-house unity thing except Harry.
Written for too_dle_oo for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Consequences of Drunk Owl Post | 5548 words (WIP) | R | [AO3] | ❤
Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Summary: Severus receives the wizarding equivalent of a drunk text.
Written for my dear friend lenapinewoods as a late Christmas present 2016.
Haunted | 633 words | G | [ff.net]
Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle
Summary: A short songfic to Evanescence's song Haunted.
Threesomes and moresomes
Whipped | 881 words | R | [ LJ | AO3]
Fred Weasley/George Weasley/Oliver Wood
Summary: A bad drunk decision lands Oliver in an uncomfortable situation. Post-Hogwarts AU where Fred is alive.
Written for dunderklumpen for the rarepair_shorts Summer Wishlist event 2017.
Horrible things you don't want to read aka firewhiskeyfic fics
Epic level elf magic and bdsm and shit | 2828 words | NC-17 | [DW]
Harry Potter/Dumbledore/Dobby, Dobby/Lucius Malfoy
Summary: dobby's fantasy
Harry and fourtheen cocka | 527 words | NC-17 | [ LJ]
Harry Potter/several, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry has sex with a lot of people, until something terrible happens.
Imagine the Rest | 513 words | R | [DW]
Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Summary: I’m sure this was going somewhere, but I forgot what I was doing after a few whisky shots and forgot I was writing a fic at all :DDD
it mtters not | 1594 words | R | [DW]
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: I think I just degenerated to my 13-year old self where I'm just wirintng shitty teenage fanfic with like very limited vocabulary. sirius and remus snog in there somewhere
Read the signs, Gilderoy | 1400 words | NC-17 | [ LJ] | ❤
Summary: Gilderoy's life turns into a nightmare