It's official. I am a cyborg.

Tonight I was trying to remember the last time I got through a day without hearing the word "terrorism." I'd wager it's actually been about five years now. I was thinking for the millionth time that maybe it's time to disengage a little bit... my first thought was, stop watching television. Nevermind the news, ( Read more... )

I just saw the most intensely ridiculous commercial.

It was a bunch of "inspirational moments," I guess you could say. A woman walking into a board room, presumably on her first day of the job because I'm pretty sure most high-powered CEO's don't get nervous before each and every work day. There was a man holding a baby, and a kid with floaties ( Read more... )

Early thoughts of the day ( Read more... )

Okay... you guys have to trust me on this... but.... LITTLE MANHATTAN IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!

Picture your basic, cute romantic comedy... WITH TEN YEAR OLD PROTAGONISTS!!  Oh my god you guys I can't stop smiling!!

Please rent my new favourite movie.  You can find it at Blockbuster.

So last I checked, rumour was that they're talking of scrapping the Tulip Festival. Apparently they're not bringing in as much money as they're spending. They received a healthy injection of cash from the city in order to hold it this year. But still nobody came. And do you want to know why nobody came?

Tulips bloom during the rainy season.So ( Read more... )

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You know what I can't figure out? Why everyone calls that Sufjan Stevens album "Illinois" when the cover clearly says "Illinoise." I also don't understand why that dj, Chelsea Miller, says "the Ya Ya Ya's" all the time, and why nobody has corrected her yet.

10 points to anyone who can correctly answer the following question!
No Googling allowed!
Ready?

YO SHAQ, WHERE YOU AT??

You guys, I'm pissed off. For various reasons ( Read more... )