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[kid_skin]

So these women in Florida are totally baking babies on tv, and then these freaky British people are giving them like a solid grand per baby. It's kind of warped, but apparently there's a big market for it. Max, we should totally try this to pay for your tuition

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[hollowhorseman]

I assume you're saying that they're DELIVERING babies, right?

[redheartedqueen]

One would hope.

[kid_skin]

No, I mean they're sticking them in ovens and baking them like the witch from Hansel and Gretel. Eight minutes at 250, dude.

[hollowhorseman]

Yeah. Cuz a thousand dollars is worth a lifetime in prison. Pretty sure it's fake, dude.

[may_haigha]

OH XENU IN THE STARS PEEP SMORES!

[kid_skin]

Aren't they goddamn awesome? I like the blue ones, it looks you doused it in windex.

[tookeen]

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, STAN.

We could try Richard's house. He has a few ficuses he isn't using.

[kid_skin]

Kick ass. We need to hit a toy store. Then maybe we can bake the babies over Richard's ficus trees.

Oh, hey, I totally moved. Do you want to see my new place this weekend? There's bubble wrap, like, everywhere just begging for us.