Comments | kibblets: hot maintenance man alert

kibblets

hot maintenance man alert

Apr 13, 2006 11:10

Holy crap there is a super hot maintenance man squirming around on the ground beneath the empty cubicles. How do I subtly get him to squirm under my cubicle? Better yet, how do I get this guy home?

work, frisky

Comments 13

write_like_krzy April 13 2006, 16:27:03 UTC

Use the power of the nipple.

kibblets April 13 2006, 16:42:58 UTC

it's too powerful. i must show restraint.

write_like_krzy April 13 2006, 16:44:46 UTC

For once.

write_like_krzy April 13 2006, 16:45:08 UTC

Oh! Wait! Restraints! That'll get him.

yorkieboy April 13 2006, 16:31:58 UTC

Squoosh him with your keycard?

kibblets April 13 2006, 16:42:13 UTC

my new keycard has a rope on it...

yorkieboy April 13 2006, 18:54:14 UTC

your old keycard has a spider on it.

... rope you say? ... ah, the possibilities... you can snag him from across the room with your golden lariat, Wonder Woman stylee.

Wait, what am I saying? You've probably tied him up and fucked him twice by now. You'd better do something nice to him to make up for your bad spider karma. ; )

kibblets April 13 2006, 20:22:04 UTC

hey, I like spiders cuz they eat other bugs, but I don't want one crawling on my desk.

I wish I had snagged that guy. He was fucking hot, with big arms to wrap around various body parts.

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jeb April 13 2006, 17:02:57 UTC

I mighta tried it before, but, er... unplug your monitor cable and trail him to the toilet later on? :)

jeb April 13 2006, 17:05:16 UTC

Also, accidentally suck on your finger while "thinking".

kibblets April 19 2006, 08:02:17 UTC

fate brought him to me yesterday