Because I'm a sap. Because I want a t-shirt, guess which? Because I'm a horrible last-minute-everything person. Because I maintain a rabbit food diet for 5 weeks and then say 'Fuck it' and eat cake. Because I'm going to a job interview tomorrow where I'll be explaining my colorfully unorthodox life choices to complete strangers. Because say what
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From my point of view it's a motherfucking orgy of stuffing oneself full of delicious things until you can barely move. Which is my current condition.
The day I choose cake over salad is the day I have been replaced by an alien replicant. Though I have been told the rest of humanity has different default food preference settings...
Best of luck with the job interview!
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Thanks! I'm mostly going for fun though, since they asked so nicely. >.<
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Jesus, hardly. I am smallish by normal people standards, but a fucking whale by fashion ones. I just never understood the notion of veggies as a punishment and chocolate as a reward - the latter could disappear and it would probably take me a year to notice.
French fries though, now there's something to bring me to my knees...
Well, if they asked nicely you should totally go. And ask them nicely to pay you loads and loads of money :)
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I hear you on the fries, though... ;)
Haha, I don't think I'll go that far, but I've been to so many job interviews in my life that I can't treat them seriously anymore. :D
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Kinda want the "OCD" one.
LOL, I just did the same thing. Dieted for weeks on end and then attacked a plate of brownies. I'd be ashamed of me but brownies are worth it. So worth it.
Good luck on the job interview *hugs*.
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Haha, so worth it indeed. Also, dieting is boring, but yoga is awesome. ;)
Thanks!
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I wish someone made me never come around one, either. As it is, well...
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Good luck tomorrow! Keep cool :D
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