Does anyone have a Something Awful forum account?

I was to see this thread, but I don't want to cough up $20 for it. :/

The case of Mr. Blonde:

( Or why oversimplification is a bad thing. )

In the deleted scene "Background Check", you can see the entire criminal record of White.

I've taken it upon myself to type it all up, so here it is. (Note: any lacking punctuation or misspelling is because of the original document)

( White's sheet )

AUGH LJ ATE MY WHOLE POST WTF I AAAUUUUUGH

Okay I'm better now. I had some really small points that I completely forgot about, but we'll see how we handle things.

.... It's not been a few good days. Or rather, a good month or so.

Okay, let's move on.

-Hah, Eddie trips as he's walking out the door. Good times, man. This is one of the reasons I love ( Read more... )

So basically I'll be addressing things as they occur to me and present themselves.
( Diner scene )

Free time?

What is this strange and elusive concept, for I find none of it around me.

Does anybody want to hear me speaking in any of the languages I speak? At the moment that'd be French, Arabic, (lol English, too), and a smattering of Russian.

Looking at the American version of creepy. I got about halfway where I wanted, forgot what I was trying to say, and left off.

( Rambling pedantic cut )

( Nightmares )

3,192 words.

11 pages.

In roughly 5 hours.

HRGBLRGBLRGBLRG

Either that's the slowest or the fastest paper I've ever done. Or somewhere in between.

I don't know, I'm so goddamn tired and brain dead that the numbers, they make no sense to me.