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My favorite text message today:
If you wake up and see Santa standing by your bed jerking off, it's okay. I just told him I want you to have a white Christmas!

Ah. The wonders of having the same best friend for the past 15 years.

Speaking of dick jokes...

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BWA HA HA HA HA HA. I got that from my Dad. Well, okay, not that one, I got this ( Read more... )

1. I love Carrie Fisher.

2. This video for Supernatural is so phenomenally good it makes me excited about the new season. I'm finding it hard to be excited for the new seasons of all of my shows because I feel like I've been waiting forever. But this vid is just so incredibly good, and? NOT Wincest. So that's bonus points for me. LOL ( Read more... )

The long version to follow with pictures and videos, hopefully, pretty soon.

So Sean Hannity put this thing on, and while yeah I think he's obnoxious and condescending, and one pretty apt symbol of why I refuse to associate myself with either party, i gotta give it to him for 1) putting on a stellar concert, and 2) doing a really good thing. The ( Read more... )

What's better than Geek Rap?

If you don't know why this is funny... shame on you. The Mac and the PC are the best nerds EVA. Go, catch up on that here. My favorite is the freezing/restarting one, and the virus one. "I think I'm gonna crash." "Hey if you feek like--" *thunk* "-- that'll help." *giggles* Mac/PC OTP for the WIN. (pssst: ( Read more... )

I am trying to gather links together for a friend who's sort of hating life at the moment and I want you guys to help me out. The world is a depressing place a lot of the time, the horribleness that exists in it, and sometimes it just weighs you down. But the thing is you have to not dwell on it. But sometimes, you can't help but dwell on it. ( Read more... )

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Also? Dennis Miller and Jon Stewart! I love it when Jon's friends come on the show and can't help themselves from calling him Jonny. It makes me go D'awww.

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You know, I love Carlos Mencia, I think he has great delivery, but I've been saying he steals other people's shit for years now. Which is sad, because he's got some original shit that's actually funny. But yeah, I forget whose shit I noticed, but it's been quite a few.

I gotta say though? I love Joe Rogan confronting him about it. I know it's ( Read more... )

thought I'd pass them along ( Read more... )

Is he serious? This is just... pure, unadulterated crack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62S1vws4y7s

ETA: check out the comments where svmadelyn added a link that's even worse/better (depending on your love for complete and utter crap ( Read more... )