So, we all know that Larxene's one mean little thing who will fuck you up if you piss her off. And then she'll laugh at you.

That said, Larxene is not always in IWILLDEVOURYOURSOUL mode. In fact, she spends most of her time being playful. It's not a good type of playful, but it's still playful. If she meets someone, she's not going to ( Read more... )

She isn't the most OOC-afflicted character in this fandom, but for the ones who do write her like she's a weakling, I direct you to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyGiugjH_Ow

Anyone who can pwn Sora, Donald and Goofy in less than a second isn't a weakling.

So. Went to San Diego for a few days with my friends to celebrate finals FINALLY being over, came back here to NYC, opened up my internet (:O!) and found this.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3545750/1/Read more... )

Even though Larxene's definitely got it easier in terms of characterization, most humor fics involving her as a bit character are disappointing because all she does is attack Demyx Axel Roxas random members of the Organization in a paltry attempt at violent humor which is really not funny anymore, so please stop now.

I wonder, do all the fanbrats ( Read more... )

So.

Larxene and Saix.  One is cheerfully sadistic and a deadly little lightning bug.  The other is psychotic and sneering, almost seeming to have MPD, if he wasn't such a menacing bastard in both personas.  I think that 90% can agree that these are both not at all nice people.

So why, why, why, why, why is there fluff?

I want to like Saix/Larxene.  It ( Read more... )

Dear author:

I'll say this once, and only once:

AXEL IS A GOD DAMN BASTARD!

He would NOT go all "OMGZHESTOUCHINGME" over Roxas, he certainly would not go all "OMGZIMSOSORRRYYY" over Roxas being raped. He would just go and kill the rapist.

Also, may I remind you of something? Roxas... yeah, he has a keyblade... Two of them actually. I don't know about ( Read more... )

So lets talk about Larxenes past life. I have seen schoolgirl Larxene, Vexens illegitimate lovechild Larxene, hooker Larxene, Shakira Larxene, priestess Larxene and my personal favourite angel Larxene. That is correct. According to one particularly deranged authour, Larxene was once teh purest and most beautiful of all angels until she was stabbed ( Read more... )

Dear Fanbrats Who Don't Like Larxene Because She's "Splitting Up Axel and Roxas":

I am not going to try and explain that, really, anyone would be uncomfortable with such a very invasive person, so here's something you might understand.

It's not because Axel subconsciously resents Larxene, a woman's presence ( Read more... )

Dear ficcer,

Okay, even ignoring the fact "The Order" isn't exactly an original name for an AU band featuring members of Organization XIII, why is Roxas squealing over Axel? Why are all the other band members hoping for Axel to "change for the better," even if one of them is Larxene--a condescending, sadistic bitch? And portraying Kairi as an ( Read more... )

Rant time, again ( Read more... )