You're doing it, that's for sure. Whether you're doing it right remains to be seen.

[whomever]

It’s quite possible this has been ranted about before.

It’s generally accepted knowledge among anyone with eyes (or anyone reasonably capable of reading Braille/fandom-awesome enough to have fanfics [of all things] translated into Braille) that songfics are a Bad Idea.

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[yamikonumber7]

O-oh my goodness.

It's been a very long time since I've seen such an eloquent, entertainingly worded rant. Amazing kudos. :Db

I'm going to sit here, be happy I have no idea who The Click Five is, and decide that the only way I'd ship Axel/Larxene is in a Let's Go Kill Small Fluffy Animals sort of fashion, because that's the sort of thing Larxene would consider a worthwhile outing.

[whomever]

Haha, thank you! Strangely, when I'm flabbergasted, the words flow.

And amen to that. It's not a difficult dynamic to figure out. He's manipulative. She reads Marquis de Sade. They aren't gonna have a pleasant afternoon picnic and discuss pie recipes over tea and crumpets. If, somehow, they ever ended up in that situation, they'd probably just do it on the food and not even care.

Mostly Larxene, though. Larxene always tops. i have no doubt she could turn steaming hot orange pekoe into a kink.

[fox_the_kitsune]

A tea kink? o_O

[whomever]

She's just that kinky.

[harpie_siren]

...
No words

I have no words

I tried coming up with a response, but I got nothin'

[whomever]

Might I suggest posting song lyrics you think accurately portray your feelings?

Because, if there's anything that can be learned from this marvelous example of wordsmithing, it is that when it comes to songfics, you are never wrong.

[harpie_siren]

... In that case, I'm going to sing the Doom Song now...

[fox_the_kitsune]

The only way there can be fluff in their relationship is if they're visiting a world where they're turned into small fluffy things.

[yamikonumber7]

I get the feeling that, if Larxene were ever a small fluffy thing, she'd make the small fluffy world look like an episode of Happy Tree Friends.

[fox_the_kitsune]

I'm not familiar with Happy Tree Friends, but I think I get the gist of what you're saying... I think.

[yamikonumber7]

Small pastel-colored cheerful animals dying in incredibly graphically bloodily painfully horrible ways. Animated.

[save0point]

[yamikonumber7]

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[yamikonumber7]

[tafkae]

Best.

Rant.

EVER.

[whomever]

Haha, thanks! Glad it entertained. (: