crack theory timez now?

[playlifeloud67]

*WARNING: What follows this is all crack. And rainbow crack at that. PLEASE do not take it seriously.*

TERRA = AXEL'S OTHER???

U KNO IT'S TRUE :DDD

I mean, this thought actually struck me. I mean, what if Terra + Ven were bff, but then Ven got frozen and all <33 with Aqua, and ditched Terra? And then Terra gave up his heart to darkness? And then Axel

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[hope_rising]

OMG U HOR. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ANYONE OTHER THAN AZIRAPHALE IS AXEL'S OTHER.

A-Z-I-R-A-P-H-A-L-E.

HAVE YOU GOT IT FUCKING MEMORIZED?

That's actually a pretty good crack theory. I APPROVE!

[demonoflight]

I would've thought Axel was more of a Crowley type.

[hope_rising]

Probably. Though I still haven't decided if the two ever met, if they would be good friends or hate each other immensely.

Also, "Crowley" is missing an "A". That's... pretty much my only basis of reasoning. MY LACK OF LOGIC, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

[unsafebet]

Wasn't he 'Crawly' in the first chapter, or am I remembering that wrong?

[scribblex2]

...HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes.

[synesthesiate]

...and it's probably true too.

[princealia]

At this point? Any fucking theory makes sense because it's all just one big field of "WTF IS THIS" right now XD

Ven is Roxas and Master Form Sora's love child, Terra is actually Zack doing some strange cosplay...

I give up XD

[chlorhexidine]

Oh good, I wasn't the only one that saw him and went "Zack? No... wait... Did they just re-use some models and stick them in new outfits or what?"

He has Xehanort hair, too.

Well... The guy who called himself Xehanort (I wouldn't put money on his actually being the old guy who really is called Xehanort), who then called himself Ansem, who then called himself Xemnas... This dude has more names than P Diddy.

[princealia]

If he ends up being Xehanort or turns into him, I'll scream XD

[chlorhexidine]

Well, we've got Master Xehanort, the old dude, who dresses up like Not!Ansem from KHI (and we know that Not!Ansem can hide himself away inside another person who already has a heart). There's Terra who looks like The Other Xehanort from KHII barring a colour scheme change. And Ven, who looks like Roxas.
Which leaves us with Aqua for whom we have yet to see a Nobody-alike, and there's a new female XIV member of the Organisation in one of these games...

I'll scream if that turns out to actually mean something, 'cos I'd rather just believe squeenix really are that lazy with the designs.

[daisy_the_mage1]

"I mean, what if Terra + Ven were bff, but then Ven got frozen and all <33 with Aqua, and ditched Terra?"

OMG THAT SLUT AQUA RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!11 THAT BITCH. :( :( :( :(

[harpie_siren]

OH NOES!

You know that the fanbrats are gonna hate Aqua cause she gets in the way of Terra/Ven...

[daisy_the_mage1]

That will probably be it - or some other really stupid excuse to hate her like "she's an idiot" or she "can't defend herself without Ven (or Terra)" or "she's a powerful fighter and therefore a Sue".

[lynxgriffin]

I'm actually guessing it'll be the second one, just 'cause I think she's going to be a playable character. OMGYAY

Waves very teeny Terra/Aqua flag