both a horror and a thrill

[tricksterchaffe]

Fanfiction dot Net, home to many items. Some good, some bad, some in the middle.

So I search up Luxord on Kingdom Hearts because so few people write about him, so almost all the fics are bound to be good [barring the Luxord and Flora one, but that's still pretty well written].

AND I'M FLOODED WITH THE FICS THAT I DID NOT REMEMBER SEEING ONE MONTH AGO

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[sexpress]

There are OBVIOUSLY eleven members because Lexaeus and Vexen who? NEVER HEARD OF THEM.

[tricksterchaffe]

Fuck the What? The figure is OBVIOUSLY wrong because Hikarix and Zynex are in the Organization! So that makes THIRTEEN! You're just being SILLY.

[tafkae]

You forgot Sumyxera! So obviously there are FOURTEEN.

They'll have to change the name to Organization XIV. Just doesn't have the same ring, though, does it? I GUESS XALDIN WILL HAVE TO QUIT TOO.

[sexpress]

Oh, pfft, my bad. IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

[tricksterchaffe]

Luxord has been violated. He has not one, not two, not even three- BUT TEN MARY-SUES.

And the unfortunate thing about it? This mary-sue TOPPED Luxord.
Hell no. Luxord tops you. You don't top him. He even tops LARXENE. 'Nuff said.

[secret Luxord/Larxene pairer.]

[tricksterchaffe]

Luxord tops you, your mom, and your neighbors across the street. And even if you manage to top him, your ass will be bitched out of house and home. No questions about it.

[princealia]

I literally just said "What the FUCK?" out loud at my computer to that summary XD

What's this dirty bet, though? "I bet we get flour on our coats while baking cookies tonight, hehehe"

[tricksterchaffe]

OH BABY YES. There's just nothing more sexier than food!sex.
Would you imagine how that scene would go?

Roxas: OH NOES! I HAVE FLOUR ON MY ORGANIZATION COAT!
Luxord: -pervert smile- Well let me take it off for you.

[princealia]

Roxas: ....the flour or my coat? o_O

[tricksterchaffe]

Luxord: How about ALL YOUR CLOTHES? Oh, I know. HOW ABOUT STRIP POKER! Except if you lose, you take off ALL your clothes.

[white_origami]

Dang, when you said James Bond, you reminded me of an FFXII crack video where Balthier was James Bond.

Balthier/Luxord = TTLY Other/Nobody, YO!

*cackles* So, Olette really is THE ONLY ONE who is safe from badfics? XD

[tricksterchaffe]

Not even OLETTE'S safe from badfics, no. Not even NUMBER FIVE OF THE ORGANIZATION which everyone bashes/ignores is safe from Mary-Sues OR BADFIC.

Olette swears and she's suddenly bitchified [THE KAGOME SYNDROME- QUICK, GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY] in this fic where a giant flying Mary-Sue bleeding red blood [Amazingly, not glitter] drops in and she's sexing up ROXAS OMG and Olette's all like 'MY BOY, BISHES.' to the Sue's face.

Then the sue fries her with her lazer eyes and after that, Roxas runs away, and then after a year, HE COMES BACK.

[anthraxpretzels]

a...are you serious? D:

[tricksterchaffe]

I fuck you not.

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[scribblex2]

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[tricksterchaffe]

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