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[kyubii_ash]

I like horror stories. I like gore and horror and curses and wee goblins and murders and serial killers. I do.

I don't think I'll go to Fanfiction dot net looking for quality horror anymore.

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of great horror-authors there, surprisingly. Maybe because not many people write 'M' rated horror stories. It makes it easy to

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[kaiamara]

Horror stories are always awesome. They're always great when written well but... that's not even a horror story. It's a crappy attempt. Vexen might make a good Science teacher, just not if he's a serial killer.

Now I want to want to write some. -headxdesk-

[tricksterchaffe]

Vexen: When I was a kid, I could do BOTH buttsex and homework at the same time. Now you want to tell me that you took time off homework for buttsex? NO! You learn how to do them at the same time!

[kaiamara]

Wait, what?

[maeda]

I loled.

[lulu_nobody]

VEXEN: Hello, Riku, I'd like to play a game.
RIKU: WTF OMG MY DICK IS IN A BEAR TRAP AND I'M SITTING ON A TOILET FILLED WITH DISEASE )':
VEXEN: You have three minutes to figure out how to get yourself off that toilet and your... penis out of the bear trap before you lose your member and it is flushed down the diseased toilet.
RIKU: OMG!!! ): why r my ass feel funnay? ):
VEXEN: You may need to think... down under.
RIKU: OMG ):

Am I doing it right?

[tricksterchaffe]

Word.

[lapifors]

A+++ would LOL again XD

[kyubii_ash]

All the comments make my morning. Needless to say, I "lol"ed at every single one. Tha makes the tropical storm on its way better. D:/:D

[cygna_hime]

Although, to be fair, if you made Vexen be a high-school science teacher he might become a serial killer out of frustration at the STUPID.

"You. Jones. Do problem six on the board."

"Uhh, I...don't get it."

"How can you not get it? The textbook tells you how to set up the problem! It gives you the formula! You have a calculator; what is the problem here?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"Mister Xaldin! Mister Vexen went crazy and is trying to stab Timmy with a scalpel!"

"What, again?"

And then wacky hijinks ensued.

[kyubii_ash]

You, me? Internet trade. You deserve it. That was great.