30 more plotbunnies (Or: When Will This Kid Stop Bothering Us?)
As i've said before, I sometimes make plotbunny lists because I am a horrible writer (I'm repetative with my words and the stories have NO depth). I'm probably am not going to do any more, because I am noticing that my plotbunnies are getting formulamatic. My first two lists are here: http://community.livejournal.com/khfanficrants/402498.html. If you are going to make a fic out of one of these, post a link to it as a reply on my only LJ entry.
(Note, a * means that someone in khfanficrants inspired it.)
1. Saix and Larxene felt attracted to each other, and the relationship was getting closer and closer until Saix attacks and kills Larxene in a fit of insanity. Saix cannot believe what he had done, while Larxene is pissed and back from the grave.
2. A new species of bunny-like Heartless cause more trouble for Sora, Donald, and Goofy when these new Heartless have the ability to bore into their minds.
3. Knowing that the Organization isn't going to last much longer, Xenmas leaves a list of instructions for any Nobody successors in the WTNW.
4. The Borg use the technology they used to go to Unimatrix Zero to take over Space Paranoids, before going to Hollow Bastion. (Kingdom Hearts/Star Trek: Voyager crossover)
5. When Queen Minnie dies, Mickey is so distraught that he uses Dr. Finklestein's research to attempt to revive Minnie, only to produce a Minnie who is a Nobody.
6. Jack Skellington travels through different worlds in a search for something scary enough for Halloween. He believes that Castle Oblivion is suitable (though in need of painting) and tries to find a way to bring it to his world.
7. Aladdin discovers a book in a cave that contains the secret to giving Nobodies their hearts. Jafar tries to steal the book in an attempt to bargain for power with Organization Xlll, but Aladdin says he destroyed the book. Or did he?
8. Daisy sends letters to Donald, pretending to be a young, sexy duck, testing his fidelity. When she and Donald agree to meet, she intends to maim him for his "infidelity". However, she doesn't get the letter from Donald saying that they are just friends and that he would never cheat on Daisy. (Based off the plot for the song "Babooshka" by Kate Bush)
9. Ash catches a Heartless, thinking he caught a new species of Pokemon. (KH/Pokemon crossover)
10. After arguing over whether "Organization" should have a Z or S in it, Lexaeus and Xaldin realize that they are absolutely bored since they are the only straight guys in the whole freaking Brady Bunch. They ask the other members for help, but realize that they each each have their own definition of "fun", and Luxord and Xaldin don't like any of them.
11. Luxord gets a set of Tarot cards, and finds that he can influence the fate of people when he uses them. But will it be too much power for him to handle?
12. Marluxia grows a crop of cannubis plants to sell (Hey, evil organizations need money, too!), but Xenmas refuses to let him, saying that he doesn't want to deal with addicts begging for a joint. Marluxia dumps the plants into the Castle That Never Was's water tank next to his cutting room. Add the water heater in the basement and....well, you can see where this is going.
13. Xenmas has sex with Kingdom Hearts. (very, very cracky, of course)
14. Organization 13's weapons search for new masters, and find them in the form of 13 Disney characters. (You can choose who gets them, but I recommend that Belle gets Zexion's weapon, and Alice gets Luxord's.)
15*. Organization XIII splits in two, with Axel through Roxas fighting Xenmas through Saix after Axel convinces them that Xenmas doesn't care about getting hearts for all Nobodies.
16. Intending to tear Sora, Riku and Kairi's friendship apart, Maleificent kidnaps Kairi and replaces her with a bitchy clone.
17*. When the lube starts to seriously cut into Organization's Xlll's budget, Xenmas bans all anal sex for a month. Unfortunatly, several members lose their patience, with painful results.
18. The Mad Hatter hijacks a gummi ship and goes on a joyride.
19. King Mickey's letter to Sora, Riku, and Kairi says that the destruction of the artifical Kingdom Hearts amplified the strength of people's hearts, making more people strong enough to wield a Keyblade. The Keyblade wielders are at war, with the ones wanting to help people with the Keyblades battling the ones who want to use them for power.
20. A package delivery company sues Organization Xlll because every hapless delivery boy who goes there gets turned into a Dusk. (Inspired from a line in Those Lacking Spines)
21. To raise money for the next game, Tetsuya Noruma decides to place advertisements in Kingdom Hearts 3. The preceding plotbunny was brought to you by Pepsi and Smashing Pumpkins.
22. Sora, Riku, and Kairi get to explain to their parents what happened after their world was attacked.
23. Sora is mentally scarred after KH2, though he tries to appear cheerful. Kairi decides to get help for him after he attacks a poor gardener that happened to look like Marluxia.
24. When Sora and Riku return to Destiny Islands, they find out that they are 2 years behind in their schooling.
25. Larxene's sadistic play goes too far when she electrocutes Demyx, injuring him. She is forbidden to engage in sadism anymore, so she finds other means to satisify her lust for causing pain.
26. Malificent adds a new member to her evil group after offering him a position of power when she takes over the world: Chuck Norris. At first, he seems unstoppable because of his immunity to Keyblades, swords, shields, and magick. He threatens to destroy Disney Castle, Sora, Riku, and Kairi. However, King Mickey finds his source of power: the list of Chuck Norris facts online. All they need to do is add new facts, like "Chuck Norris is incontinent".
27. When Sora, Donald and Goofy go to Port Royal, Jack asks for help battling Guybrush Threepwood, an angry pirate who babbles about plagarism, and his wife Elaine. Jack and Guybrush fight, but they decide to work together after Barbrossa and LeChuck form an alliance. (KH/Monkey Island crossover)
28. After the demise of Organization Xlll, the Dancers form a traveling circus troupe. After a rocky start (like meeting Sora after stopping in Destiny Islands and almost getting Keyblade'd), business is good. After a few years, though, they spot a child that looks just like The Superior. Do they steal the toddler, or do they keep on with their circus troupe?
29. Impatient, Xenmas changes plans from using Sora to destroy Heartless to getting Roxas to do so. However, Heartless cannot be sent to Kingdom Hearts when they are destroyed by Roxas, since he is a Nobody, and one needs a heart to capture a heart. Xenmas gets the Organization working on a plan to strengthen the link between Sora and Roxas enough for Roxas to gain the power to capture Heartless.
30. The Princesses Of Heart decide to battle Heartless together, but they need to decide who is going to lead the group.
Also, do Dusks talk? I could have sworn I heard one back in the beginning of KH2.
(Note, a * means that someone in khfanficrants inspired it.)
1. Saix and Larxene felt attracted to each other, and the relationship was getting closer and closer until Saix attacks and kills Larxene in a fit of insanity. Saix cannot believe what he had done, while Larxene is pissed and back from the grave.
2. A new species of bunny-like Heartless cause more trouble for Sora, Donald, and Goofy when these new Heartless have the ability to bore into their minds.
3. Knowing that the Organization isn't going to last much longer, Xenmas leaves a list of instructions for any Nobody successors in the WTNW.
4. The Borg use the technology they used to go to Unimatrix Zero to take over Space Paranoids, before going to Hollow Bastion. (Kingdom Hearts/Star Trek: Voyager crossover)
5. When Queen Minnie dies, Mickey is so distraught that he uses Dr. Finklestein's research to attempt to revive Minnie, only to produce a Minnie who is a Nobody.
6. Jack Skellington travels through different worlds in a search for something scary enough for Halloween. He believes that Castle Oblivion is suitable (though in need of painting) and tries to find a way to bring it to his world.
7. Aladdin discovers a book in a cave that contains the secret to giving Nobodies their hearts. Jafar tries to steal the book in an attempt to bargain for power with Organization Xlll, but Aladdin says he destroyed the book. Or did he?
8. Daisy sends letters to Donald, pretending to be a young, sexy duck, testing his fidelity. When she and Donald agree to meet, she intends to maim him for his "infidelity". However, she doesn't get the letter from Donald saying that they are just friends and that he would never cheat on Daisy. (Based off the plot for the song "Babooshka" by Kate Bush)
9. Ash catches a Heartless, thinking he caught a new species of Pokemon. (KH/Pokemon crossover)
10. After arguing over whether "Organization" should have a Z or S in it, Lexaeus and Xaldin realize that they are absolutely bored since they are the only straight guys in the whole freaking Brady Bunch. They ask the other members for help, but realize that they each each have their own definition of "fun", and Luxord and Xaldin don't like any of them.
11. Luxord gets a set of Tarot cards, and finds that he can influence the fate of people when he uses them. But will it be too much power for him to handle?
12. Marluxia grows a crop of cannubis plants to sell (Hey, evil organizations need money, too!), but Xenmas refuses to let him, saying that he doesn't want to deal with addicts begging for a joint. Marluxia dumps the plants into the Castle That Never Was's water tank next to his cutting room. Add the water heater in the basement and....well, you can see where this is going.
13. Xenmas has sex with Kingdom Hearts. (very, very cracky, of course)
14. Organization 13's weapons search for new masters, and find them in the form of 13 Disney characters. (You can choose who gets them, but I recommend that Belle gets Zexion's weapon, and Alice gets Luxord's.)
15*. Organization XIII splits in two, with Axel through Roxas fighting Xenmas through Saix after Axel convinces them that Xenmas doesn't care about getting hearts for all Nobodies.
16. Intending to tear Sora, Riku and Kairi's friendship apart, Maleificent kidnaps Kairi and replaces her with a bitchy clone.
17*. When the lube starts to seriously cut into Organization's Xlll's budget, Xenmas bans all anal sex for a month. Unfortunatly, several members lose their patience, with painful results.
18. The Mad Hatter hijacks a gummi ship and goes on a joyride.
19. King Mickey's letter to Sora, Riku, and Kairi says that the destruction of the artifical Kingdom Hearts amplified the strength of people's hearts, making more people strong enough to wield a Keyblade. The Keyblade wielders are at war, with the ones wanting to help people with the Keyblades battling the ones who want to use them for power.
20. A package delivery company sues Organization Xlll because every hapless delivery boy who goes there gets turned into a Dusk. (Inspired from a line in Those Lacking Spines)
21. To raise money for the next game, Tetsuya Noruma decides to place advertisements in Kingdom Hearts 3. The preceding plotbunny was brought to you by Pepsi and Smashing Pumpkins.
22. Sora, Riku, and Kairi get to explain to their parents what happened after their world was attacked.
23. Sora is mentally scarred after KH2, though he tries to appear cheerful. Kairi decides to get help for him after he attacks a poor gardener that happened to look like Marluxia.
24. When Sora and Riku return to Destiny Islands, they find out that they are 2 years behind in their schooling.
25. Larxene's sadistic play goes too far when she electrocutes Demyx, injuring him. She is forbidden to engage in sadism anymore, so she finds other means to satisify her lust for causing pain.
26. Malificent adds a new member to her evil group after offering him a position of power when she takes over the world: Chuck Norris. At first, he seems unstoppable because of his immunity to Keyblades, swords, shields, and magick. He threatens to destroy Disney Castle, Sora, Riku, and Kairi. However, King Mickey finds his source of power: the list of Chuck Norris facts online. All they need to do is add new facts, like "Chuck Norris is incontinent".
27. When Sora, Donald and Goofy go to Port Royal, Jack asks for help battling Guybrush Threepwood, an angry pirate who babbles about plagarism, and his wife Elaine. Jack and Guybrush fight, but they decide to work together after Barbrossa and LeChuck form an alliance. (KH/Monkey Island crossover)
28. After the demise of Organization Xlll, the Dancers form a traveling circus troupe. After a rocky start (like meeting Sora after stopping in Destiny Islands and almost getting Keyblade'd), business is good. After a few years, though, they spot a child that looks just like The Superior. Do they steal the toddler, or do they keep on with their circus troupe?
29. Impatient, Xenmas changes plans from using Sora to destroy Heartless to getting Roxas to do so. However, Heartless cannot be sent to Kingdom Hearts when they are destroyed by Roxas, since he is a Nobody, and one needs a heart to capture a heart. Xenmas gets the Organization working on a plan to strengthen the link between Sora and Roxas enough for Roxas to gain the power to capture Heartless.
30. The Princesses Of Heart decide to battle Heartless together, but they need to decide who is going to lead the group.
Also, do Dusks talk? I could have sworn I heard one back in the beginning of KH2.