A Picture to Murder Childhoods.

[splatonthefloor]

To anyone who has ever said that Disney would never ever make Mickey Mouse anything less than cute and cuddly,

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[white_origami]

King Mickey is angry at the fanbrats for killing him off and messin' with his kingdom.

Fanbrats, say your prayers.

[splatonthefloor]

"A series of massacres spanned the globe, baffling the police. Strangely, all the victims were prebescent teenage girls, their only connection being bad algebra marks and raging addictions for video game porn."

I'd pretty much friggin wet myself if he ever did that.

[lazzchan]

XDDDDDDDDD

WIN!

[ormery]

... that's so awesome.

Seriously.

Ahahaha.

Although you gotta wonder - why does having a lobotomy give poor Mickey pointy teeth? How does that make sense? The only logical explanation is that they're there all the time, but the Mickey we know and love chooses to conceal them.

And that's scary.

[splatonthefloor]

XDDD

"Give us a smile, Mickey....HOLY HELL IT'S LIKE THAT OLD GUY FROM STAR WARS!!"

Well, if that was the case, then they'd have a new angle on merchandising: dentist commercials.

[princealia]

XDD I've seen that! "Runaway Brain"! :D

He has the best "SUP, BITCHES" face, though XDD

[splatonthefloor]

I MUST see this short. There's no excuse. I will blow my money on buying a Mickey shorts DVD soley for this. And the Peter Pan DVD.

[princealia]

It was on youtube, but they took it down D:

I'm getting Peter Pan on Tuesday FOR THE WIN.

[splatonthefloor]

I spent my shopping money for the month on a scanner so I could post art and stuff. I also gave up watching cartoons for Lent, because it was becoming an addiction.

WHY MUST I BE SO FOOLISH? WHY MY LORD, WHY???? *lusts after the 2 disc goodness and plethora of special features...and Peter's freaking awesomeness*

[dark_puck]

OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA EAT MY SOUL

*crawls under the couch and cowers before the Wrath of Mickey*

[gibbous]

Icon'd.

[kame_pie]

XD

[tamry]

*thud*

[splatonthefloor]

HOSNAP!!! XD