When Fan Love Goes Wrong: Dedicated to all those Saix fans out there!
Not really a rant, but more of a "WTF" moment.
I was looking up a Saix quote (because I was too lazy open up my video player to watch his scene on the computer) when I came across this lovely webpage.
I am cracking up laughing at this, y'all. THE MISTAKES and the WORDING....I can't help but laugh. I'm being a bitch, I know, but OMG. This is by far my favorite thing on the page:
Plus, this Organization 31 outfit that he wears is byfar the most unique because it is fixated onto his body which is really hot ^_^;;;. No other Organ. 13 character has this bodytype and it is unique to Sa'i'x.
LOL.
............................LOL!!
Other favorite notables:
Not only that, but his broadsword mase fan sunflower can extend to be even bigger than it already is big.
And people get on Marluxia and his power of flowers, Saix is fighting with a giant SUNFLOWER. DISCRIMINATION!! >:O EQUAL RIGHTS FOR PEOPLE WHO USE FLOWERS IN BATTLE!
--Not only is his double mullet one of the most original hair styles I have ever seen! (long on sides, but tall on top! Like a moutain with a waterfall! or a rocket ship!)
Double mullet! Like a rocket ship! LOL! He and Demyx simply MUST get together and talk about mullet hair care maintenance!
P.S. A little further in that paragraph it says yellow and blue are complementary. No they're not. They're primary. Blue/orange, yellow/purple are complementary, ok? OTP!
--It is also a fact that Sa'i'x is a ninja.
Everyone in this game is a Ninja! Mickey is a ninja, your mom is a ninja, Organization!Roxas is a ninja, Yuffie is a ninja, creepy Struggle Tournament guy is a ninja. Saix thinks he's being soooo original, but he's not! You can take your mad ninja skills elsewhere. We don't need them! THX.
--As we can clearly see in the Kingdom Hearts 4 secret ending...
I missed Kingdom Hearts *3* AND *4*?! WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?! I feel betrayed :(
--...and Ansem and Zenherxaot (however you spell it) and Ansem the other Ansem and King Mickey the Wise.
...fuck the what now? How many Ansems are there?! Just when I thought I figured out who is who in that Xemnas/Xehanort/Ansem/Not!Ansem/Ansem the wise/DiZ/Nobody-Heartless-alias thing, you go and add another Ansem AND Mickey the Wise? It's gonna take me another three months to get this! D:
And the THEORIES. OMG. El. Oh. El. Now don't get me wrong. I love some good theories and discussion, Lord knows I do, but this?
(Is Saix)The creator of Organ. 13!!!!!!!?
Yes. It's true! You see, the Sa'i'x is byfar the prominent craetor of Organ. XIII, because he is number 7 and 7 is not only the best Final Fantasy game, but also it is 7 lucky 7.
...Is ALMOST the craziest theory I've seen. ALMOST. It just barely missed the "Kairi messes up AkuRoku/caused Axel's LIBERATION TO HAWAII death" theory for taking top honors by a small margin, which is saying a lot because I thought NOTHING was going to catch up with that. Then again, Sa'i'x (WTF is with spelling his name like that?) just MIGHT be the creator of Organ. 13 because I have no idea who the deuce they are.
So you guys, if you're gonna make a fanpage to your favorite character, don't *embarrass* your favorite character in the process! Fandom does that enough already! Saix would go, pardon the pun, berserk if he saw that. There's fandom love, and then there's just "WTF" fangirling. I really hope this is just an elaborate joke, but it looks like someone is just hosting the fanpage this OMG BIG SAIX FAN came up with. WOE IS ME D:
But on a different note, I am TTLY joining this club XD. I just have to figure out how to sign up here....
(Pssst! Day Light Savings time! Turn your clocks back an hour! It's what Luxord would do!)
I was looking up a Saix quote (because I was too lazy open up my video player to watch his scene on the computer) when I came across this lovely webpage.
I am cracking up laughing at this, y'all. THE MISTAKES and the WORDING....I can't help but laugh. I'm being a bitch, I know, but OMG. This is by far my favorite thing on the page:
Plus, this Organization 31 outfit that he wears is byfar the most unique because it is fixated onto his body which is really hot ^_^;;;. No other Organ. 13 character has this bodytype and it is unique to Sa'i'x.
LOL.
............................LOL!!
Other favorite notables:
Not only that, but his broadsword mase fan sunflower can extend to be even bigger than it already is big.
And people get on Marluxia and his power of flowers, Saix is fighting with a giant SUNFLOWER. DISCRIMINATION!! >:O EQUAL RIGHTS FOR PEOPLE WHO USE FLOWERS IN BATTLE!
--Not only is his double mullet one of the most original hair styles I have ever seen! (long on sides, but tall on top! Like a moutain with a waterfall! or a rocket ship!)
Double mullet! Like a rocket ship! LOL! He and Demyx simply MUST get together and talk about mullet hair care maintenance!
P.S. A little further in that paragraph it says yellow and blue are complementary. No they're not. They're primary. Blue/orange, yellow/purple are complementary, ok? OTP!
--It is also a fact that Sa'i'x is a ninja.
Everyone in this game is a Ninja! Mickey is a ninja, your mom is a ninja, Organization!Roxas is a ninja, Yuffie is a ninja, creepy Struggle Tournament guy is a ninja. Saix thinks he's being soooo original, but he's not! You can take your mad ninja skills elsewhere. We don't need them! THX.
--As we can clearly see in the Kingdom Hearts 4 secret ending...
I missed Kingdom Hearts *3* AND *4*?! WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?! I feel betrayed :(
--...and Ansem and Zenherxaot (however you spell it) and Ansem the other Ansem and King Mickey the Wise.
...fuck the what now? How many Ansems are there?! Just when I thought I figured out who is who in that Xemnas/Xehanort/Ansem/Not!Ansem/Ansem the wise/DiZ/Nobody-Heartless-alias thing, you go and add another Ansem AND Mickey the Wise? It's gonna take me another three months to get this! D:
And the THEORIES. OMG. El. Oh. El. Now don't get me wrong. I love some good theories and discussion, Lord knows I do, but this?
(Is Saix)The creator of Organ. 13!!!!!!!?
Yes. It's true! You see, the Sa'i'x is byfar the prominent craetor of Organ. XIII, because he is number 7 and 7 is not only the best Final Fantasy game, but also it is 7 lucky 7.
...Is ALMOST the craziest theory I've seen. ALMOST. It just barely missed the "Kairi messes up AkuRoku/caused Axel's LIBERATION TO HAWAII death" theory for taking top honors by a small margin, which is saying a lot because I thought NOTHING was going to catch up with that. Then again, Sa'i'x (WTF is with spelling his name like that?) just MIGHT be the creator of Organ. 13 because I have no idea who the deuce they are.
So you guys, if you're gonna make a fanpage to your favorite character, don't *embarrass* your favorite character in the process! Fandom does that enough already! Saix would go, pardon the pun, berserk if he saw that. There's fandom love, and then there's just "WTF" fangirling. I really hope this is just an elaborate joke, but it looks like someone is just hosting the fanpage this OMG BIG SAIX FAN came up with. WOE IS ME D:
But on a different note, I am TTLY joining this club XD. I just have to figure out how to sign up here....
(Pssst! Day Light Savings time! Turn your clocks back an hour! It's what Luxord would do!)