Luxord rant!

[tegurunrampant]

First off! Let me say that I'm thrilled to find more Luxord out there. Man needs some hot hot lovings. However...Despite the fact that they were in the same world, that they're both hot and (ostensibly) British, and that they're OMGZ SO KEWL PIRATES!111!!!...Luxord =/= Captain Jack Sparrow. Thankee kindly.

Tegu

Comments

[darknessdivine]

Well, there goes all my hopes and dreams of having raunchy, gambling pirate-y fun wih Luxord and Jack Sparrow. *sob*

[tegurunrampant]

Not to say that they're not raunchy and gambly and piratey, but when I can't for the life of me tell Jack's dialogue from Luxord's...there's a problem.

Tegu

[darknessdivine]

XD True that.

[kaboom]

Well, you'know, there's the wee problem of the good Captain always being SHIT-FACED, and Luxord NOT.

But there's both hot and I want them in my panties.

[kaboom]

*they're >.> GAH

[ex_northernc759]

Why would Luxord be wearing your panties?

[rasenth]

YOUR COMMENT WINS! XD

[__fantine]

Also, his earring is a Nobody symbol, not a diamond.
Jack Sparrow/Luxord OTP anyone? zOMgtheirloveissopirate.
Jack Sparrow/Luxord/me OT3! Yes, I'm a shameless self-insert. Shutup.

[__fantine]

True XD.

[moongoddesscyn]

Luxord: "Ladies, ladies, ladies. There is enough Luxord for everybody. Please take a number, get in line, and wait your turn patiently. Just remember, I do manipulate time, so the line should move with some speed."

Jack: unsteadily"Anyone with rum gets to the head of my line!" keels over

[tairako]

*cracks up* For some reason that idea amuses me way, way too much. Now I'm picturing Luxord in full-on-extravagent-Halloween-pirate gear.

With lots of sequins. I'll even sew them on if I get him for "private fittings >.>

[princealia]

The image of Jack and Luxord on a beach someone drinking rum straight from the bottle amuses my artistic brain xD