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Video 009 Ω Someone is going to die for this.

Jan 11, 2011 18:19

[So, someone has been hitting the research books again. Are we even surprised at this point? Current topic? Troll romance.]

( Cut for huge images and also ridiculousness )

runaway train of knowledge, go ask shoutarou, needs more buckets, how compelling, !video, it is like the talk, behold research, partner did you know..., the keyword is lol, not gay just homosexual, the keyword is marriage, !ic

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atashikiitenai January 11 2011, 19:33:11 UTC

[Have one shocked-looking Aki-chan.]

Philip-kun?

keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 19:36:14 UTC

Aki-chan.

[He classified her as his moirail if anything, but no harm in checking.]

Aki-chan, do you feel any mating fondness for me?

atashikiitenai January 11 2011, 19:56:08 UTC

Mating......fondness?

Philip-kun, what are you researching?

keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 19:57:56 UTC

Mating fondness would be the desire to copulate.

Karkat Vantas told me about troll romance. It is fascinating. Far more faceted than human romance.

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furikiruze January 11 2011, 20:41:44 UTC

[Just. This face. Forever. Before he goes for the least objectionable line of questioning about this whole thing.]

...troll romance? Where did you learn about troll romance?

keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 20:43:05 UTC

Karkat Vantas told me about it. Is it not fascinating?

furikiruze January 11 2011, 20:47:40 UTC

...it seems very... different.

keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 20:51:28 UTC

Rather than only one type of romance, there seem to be four.

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[Video] onceageneral January 11 2011, 21:21:40 UTC

[How does one work the translation on the SFC?]
...
[Coughing as she nearly choked on air apparently.]
I...what? What is this chart? And what does it have to do with...mating?

[Video] keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 21:48:14 UTC

It seems to be a rough description of the four different quadrants that are present in troll romance. Though, I must admit, I am not yet fully instructed on this subject. The expert would be Karkat Vantas.

[Video] onceageneral January 11 2011, 21:57:25 UTC

So...there are negative kinds of love? I suppose I should ask. I'm not well versed in romance entirely other then from what I gathered from songs.

[Video] keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 22:10:53 UTC

Apparently there are when it comes to troll romance. He was very certain about there being a romantic type of hatred.

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[TEXT] [1/2] keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 22:06:08 UTC

Would it not be easiest to be upfront about your species' reproductive process so it would not be the cause for later misunderstandings?

In a similar vein, any additional information on trolls would be appreciated. I could not find any references to your kind in the Library.

[TEXT] [2/2] keyword_bingo January 11 2011, 22:07:09 UTC

Shoutarou and I are two in one partners. Where would you classify that?

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tsujihi January 12 2011, 02:05:31 UTC

[ Mating fondness what. Well, he's not Shoutarou, so not applicable, probably. ]

One, [ He holds up one finger. ] why not a blue bucket?

Oh, and two, [ two fingers! ] I think your filter is broken. Well, I can't say for sure since I'm not very good at this sort of stuff, but my name's not Shoutarou, at least.

keyword_bingo January 12 2011, 20:55:37 UTC

[For the purpose of this assignment, we are pretending that all of this was done in markers on a white board.]

One, my blue marker ran out.

Two, I did not bother to filter it. I believe this is could prove interesting for everyone.

[The troll romance, he means. Not Shoutarou's mating fondness. Hopefully.]

tsujihi January 16 2011, 04:41:47 UTC

[ He nods. ] That's a good reason.

[ And at two, he blinks a little in confusion. ] Well, no offense, but since I don't really know you, I don't think I have any, uh, mating fondness for you. If mating fondness means what I think it means. [ Sorry bro, looks like he thought it was about mating fondness after all. ]

keyword_bingo January 16 2011, 13:17:41 UTC

I meant the subject in general. Do you now find learning about previously unknown subjects intriguing?

I also feel no mating fondness for you, so the offence is none.

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