Oh god mercy

[keystricken]

So I've got an idea: I'll pass the hat around, we'll all put some money in it, and then we'll buy a big freaking bouquet of flowers for whatever deity will crank down the thermostat on the sun.

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[mycroftholmes]

I want to build massive Star Wars esque moisture vaporators to dehumidify the Midwest and other humid regions and pipe the water to the Southwest.

[xenogram]

If we got him/her/it a big box of chocolates too, do you think they could put some more oil in the ground as well?

[keystricken]

Ehh, I think they'd just implant ideas of more oil in our politicians. Like oil in tar sands or something, or off the coast of Florida. That would be terrible.

[keystricken]

Forgetting the end of an italics tag would also be terrible.

[xenogram]

Mark-up is pretty cheap to that type!

So, this god of theirs, that would be The Invisible Hand Of The Market, no?

[empty_fork]

eh, he'd rather have some food and some smokes

[keystricken]

10 degrees cooler tomorrow and he's got himself a deal.

[empty_fork]

10 degrees cooler ... what _time_ tomorrow?

Hah! It's good to specify these things.

[keystricken]

I was about to get all technical and say "for every time t..." but nah. Let's get no higher than 85 tomorrow? That would be pretty great.

[keystricken]

You already have!

[pmb]

Biked 30+ miles on a tandem in it. Tomorrow we are just going to a movie instead...

[pmb]

I will take 8 tenths of a bouquet, as I have managed to make it 8 degrees cooler tomorrow.

[keystricken]

Sorry Peter, but I know who the real weather deity is.