Pic_Fic Porn Party
Title: Pic_Fic Porn Party
Guest List: David Silva, David Villa, Lionel Messi, Bojan, Gonzalo Higuian, Karim Benzema, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, David Beckham, Eidur Gudjohnson, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Sergio Canales, Cesc Fabregas, Fabio Cannavaro, Raul Albiol, Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ezequiel Garay, Miguel Torres, Pavel Nadved, Gigi Buffon.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If anything remotely like this ever happened, I am very, very ashamed of the nosy press people for not letting me know about it!
Pic_Fic
AN: I was strugging to get this one started (stress has stolen my ability to write, once again) So...I decided on a pic_fic party. There's serveal of my usual pic_fic pictures, but I've toned down the personalities. Here's hoping this worked.
NOTE: Your Fic does not need to be a pic_fic! (pic_fics and actual porn tend not to really work, anyway!)
I can't believe I almost didn't get invited to my OWN PARTY
*snort* You're lucky lovinthelads is obessed with you.
She's not obsessed, she appreciates fine things.
I'M HERE.
Stop shouting right or you're going back in the closet, alone, and I'll have a three some with your partner!
Sorry Guti. I will attempt to conduct myself in a more civilized manner.
Good Lad.
Cesc, can I please note that Villa and I were the first two on the invitation list?
Uh...fine.
I hope I get someone good.
Dude, we're ALL hot footballers. Did you see Becks is here? RAWR.
No.
No...what?
None of you three gets David.
You can't order that, no one gets to choose!
I am San Iker of Casillas, and I say no.
Fine, I'll have Villa then!
Uh...no...
REALLY no.
Alright, everyone here, then?
HERE!
Good. Welcome back everyone who's been here before, and hello to all the newbies. lovinthelads thought it would be fun to let the writers choose the participants, and I see they did nicely. Well, except no one invited RAUL.
OOOOPs...
Anyway. lovinthelads has expanded her imagination for this evening, so there are plenty of rooms for everyone! So, I'll grab some names out of this hat, and when you and your partner get selected, have at it! Questions?
Yeah, did she pick this dumb picture of me because she loathes Barcelona?
That would be correct, yes.
Alright, fair enough.
Okay, first up we have for vintagegal16 .... Steven Gerrard!
*whistles, applause*
Just pick, Guti.
Don't be grumpy just because no one invited Xabi, either.
*glares*
And........David Beckham!
*glares*
Alright then, Stevie?
*shrugs*
Match made in heaven. Next up! For pinktoothbrush8 , Fabio Cannavaro! Bring on down the sexy, Canna!
Good lord, he's channeling Bob Barker.
And....your date for the evening would be....Pavel Nedved?
Oooh....yum
Hey.
Aren't they cute! Alright, for pretty_panther I have my buddy Gonzalo Higuain! Igs?
Hey *shuffles nervously*
Annnnnnnnnnd....oh, WTF? No. *drops back in bowl*
HEY! That's cheating! Who was it!
*mutters* Iker.
*grins* Excellent.
WHAT? No.
Too late! *fondles Iker*
*sigh* Stupid bowl *shakes* Next up, for sadwal1538 Gigi Buffon and Eider Gudjohnson!
Hell yes!
*nods appreciatively*
Ah, satisfied customers. Okay....I got a little Ramos for trainmad . Who's wanting some Ramos? *waves card*
Jose Maria, I swear those cards are going up your....
Sheesh! Everyone's in a mood!
We're horny.
I can see that. Alright, Ramos and....Ezequiel Garay!
SCORE!
*chuckles* Come on then, Garay!
Next is...ME! rainstorm20 , you lucky girl! Whoop! *shuffles around in bowl and eyes those left in the room* Someone good this time.... *face falls*
Whut?
*sighs* David Silva....
WHAT? Huh uh....NO. Not happening!
*grabs ass* Too late kid, you're getting some GUTI HAZ!
*giggle*
*bitchface*
Sit there, Silva, I'll get to you in a sec. Halfway there. I have here... for 4jinx_removing Karim Benzema and Lionel Messi!
*grins*
*grins*
Aren't they cute. Okay, forflexi_straw I got...BOJAN?
Yes, Mr. Guti, sir?
You're gonna let Albi there fuck you silly.
Yes please!
OMG YES!
Here's a gag, Albi.
Thanks!
Alright, nearing the end. This is lovinthelads draw, and she said something fun!
MEEEE! MEEEEEEEEE!
Hush. I have Sergio Canales?
*gulp*
ANNNNNNND...Fernando Torres!
Ooh!
Damn, can I watch?
Go right ahead! I'll go home....
Silva...SIT.
*sighs*
Okay, for _runningmascara , we have...Cesc!
ME!
and....*snorts*
Whut? *peers at card* OH HELL TO THE NO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA You HAVE TO!
lovinthelads !
She can't save you now! Come get your prize, Villa!
*bitchface*
NOOOO! Hey, look we could switch, see, I could have Villa and you could have Cesc!
YES!
Yes!
Nope. Okay....well...I guess that leaves you, Cris, and Miguel Torres for zimena .
Yum.
Thank god it's not a Chelsea boy!
Alright! Have fun you all. I know I will!
help...
*giggle*
Guest List: David Silva, David Villa, Lionel Messi, Bojan, Gonzalo Higuian, Karim Benzema, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, David Beckham, Eidur Gudjohnson, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Sergio Canales, Cesc Fabregas, Fabio Cannavaro, Raul Albiol, Guti, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ezequiel Garay, Miguel Torres, Pavel Nadved, Gigi Buffon.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If anything remotely like this ever happened, I am very, very ashamed of the nosy press people for not letting me know about it!
Pic_Fic
AN: I was strugging to get this one started (stress has stolen my ability to write, once again) So...I decided on a pic_fic party. There's serveal of my usual pic_fic pictures, but I've toned down the personalities. Here's hoping this worked.
NOTE: Your Fic does not need to be a pic_fic! (pic_fics and actual porn tend not to really work, anyway!)
I can't believe I almost didn't get invited to my OWN PARTY
*snort* You're lucky lovinthelads is obessed with you.
She's not obsessed, she appreciates fine things.
I'M HERE.
Stop shouting right or you're going back in the closet, alone, and I'll have a three some with your partner!
Sorry Guti. I will attempt to conduct myself in a more civilized manner.
Good Lad.
Cesc, can I please note that Villa and I were the first two on the invitation list?
Uh...fine.
I hope I get someone good.
Dude, we're ALL hot footballers. Did you see Becks is here? RAWR.
No.
No...what?
None of you three gets David.
You can't order that, no one gets to choose!
I am San Iker of Casillas, and I say no.
Fine, I'll have Villa then!
Uh...no...
REALLY no.
Alright, everyone here, then?
HERE!
Good. Welcome back everyone who's been here before, and hello to all the newbies. lovinthelads thought it would be fun to let the writers choose the participants, and I see they did nicely. Well, except no one invited RAUL.
OOOOPs...
Anyway. lovinthelads has expanded her imagination for this evening, so there are plenty of rooms for everyone! So, I'll grab some names out of this hat, and when you and your partner get selected, have at it! Questions?
Yeah, did she pick this dumb picture of me because she loathes Barcelona?
That would be correct, yes.
Alright, fair enough.
Okay, first up we have for vintagegal16 .... Steven Gerrard!
*whistles, applause*
Just pick, Guti.
Don't be grumpy just because no one invited Xabi, either.
*glares*
And........David Beckham!
*glares*
Alright then, Stevie?
*shrugs*
Match made in heaven. Next up! For pinktoothbrush8 , Fabio Cannavaro! Bring on down the sexy, Canna!
Good lord, he's channeling Bob Barker.
And....your date for the evening would be....Pavel Nedved?
Oooh....yum
Hey.
Aren't they cute! Alright, for pretty_panther I have my buddy Gonzalo Higuain! Igs?
Hey *shuffles nervously*
Annnnnnnnnnd....oh, WTF? No. *drops back in bowl*
HEY! That's cheating! Who was it!
*mutters* Iker.
*grins* Excellent.
WHAT? No.
Too late! *fondles Iker*
*sigh* Stupid bowl *shakes* Next up, for sadwal1538 Gigi Buffon and Eider Gudjohnson!
Hell yes!
*nods appreciatively*
Ah, satisfied customers. Okay....I got a little Ramos for trainmad . Who's wanting some Ramos? *waves card*
Jose Maria, I swear those cards are going up your....
Sheesh! Everyone's in a mood!
We're horny.
I can see that. Alright, Ramos and....Ezequiel Garay!
SCORE!
*chuckles* Come on then, Garay!
Next is...ME! rainstorm20 , you lucky girl! Whoop! *shuffles around in bowl and eyes those left in the room* Someone good this time.... *face falls*
Whut?
*sighs* David Silva....
WHAT? Huh uh....NO. Not happening!
*grabs ass* Too late kid, you're getting some GUTI HAZ!
*giggle*
*bitchface*
Sit there, Silva, I'll get to you in a sec. Halfway there. I have here... for 4jinx_removing Karim Benzema and Lionel Messi!
*grins*
*grins*
Aren't they cute. Okay, forflexi_straw I got...BOJAN?
Yes, Mr. Guti, sir?
You're gonna let Albi there fuck you silly.
Yes please!
OMG YES!
Here's a gag, Albi.
Thanks!
Alright, nearing the end. This is lovinthelads draw, and she said something fun!
MEEEE! MEEEEEEEEE!
Hush. I have Sergio Canales?
*gulp*
ANNNNNNND...Fernando Torres!
Ooh!
Damn, can I watch?
Go right ahead! I'll go home....
Silva...SIT.
*sighs*
Okay, for _runningmascara , we have...Cesc!
ME!
and....*snorts*
Whut? *peers at card* OH HELL TO THE NO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA You HAVE TO!
lovinthelads !
She can't save you now! Come get your prize, Villa!
*bitchface*
NOOOO! Hey, look we could switch, see, I could have Villa and you could have Cesc!
YES!
Yes!
Nope. Okay....well...I guess that leaves you, Cris, and Miguel Torres for zimena .
Yum.
Thank god it's not a Chelsea boy!
Alright! Have fun you all. I know I will!
help...
*giggle*