Edwards vs. Baby Momma Drama, Georgia vs. Russia, China vs. the World, Fitch vs. St. Pierre

[kevinm126]

I suppose I could rant about the fact that the extra-marital affair of a two-time Democratic Primary loser is trumping a freaking war breaking out, but I guess I understand. I mean, a good looking, smooth-talking Southern lawyer cheats on his wife? Truly shocking and something I'd never expect

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[itrytobeamused]

You forgot "Anderson Cooper vs. Living Lohan."

[kevinm126]

But see, that IS notable and newsworthy. Because we were talking about it and you were all like "ha haaaaa, he's so gay and doesn't even care anymore" and I was like "OMG TOTLY".

Then there was this break in the conversation and I realized "holy shit, I talk about the same shows in the same exact manner."

It's a good thing I like certain body parts so much, otherwise I'd be going through a real crisis here that would need to be addressed in the CNN Situation Room.