Can I Get A Witness?

[kevin_riley]

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

of

Kevin Thomas Riley

Serial number: ST198RC21

Currently stationed on the U.S.S. Enterprise

1. Declaration

I hereby declare that this is my last will and testament and that I hereby revoke, cancel and annul all wills and codicils previously made by me either jointly or severally. I declare that I am of legal age to make this will

Comments

[kevin_riley]

I would take that to mean what passes for "sound mind", anyway.

[kevin_riley]

Yep, we fooled them, mwaahaahaa...

[lt_swashbuckle]

Kevin, lock this thing up. What are you doing, making this public information? It's a legal document for god sakes.

I'll learn how to play your guitar if you learn how to really fence if I go first.

[kevin_riley]

Wills are public recor, Hikaru. Besides, I doubt people are really gonna care about the will of an engineering minion. And I can read through the strikeout, you know.

[lt_swashbuckle]

Engineering minion my ass. It's temporary, I assure you. You're the second best navigator we've got.

And I'm quite aware.

[kevin_riley]

Eh, I don't mind being in engineering. It's not so bad. And thanks for the vote of confidence.