a series of unfortunate events, or: the tragedy of the refrigerator

[kespernorth]

(Disclaimer: Dialogue heavily edited for amusement value. There was a lot more swearing, a lot less coherency, and I didn't really call Allyson a wench.)
Let me tell you of the events -- the DIRE EVENTS -- that unfolded this last Fourth of July

Comments

[crazedcamel]

don't do that. It hurts and can cause bodily harm.

Oh and tell Allison that I have tentage in mass quanities

[meenk]

Pants tent?

[crazedcamel]

heh, didn't catch that slip.

I sell period canvas tents and I just began recieving a shipment of 12 of them into the garage, thusly mass tentage.

[ex0teric]

A veritable TORRENT, SPURTING FORTH from the main joint of my BIG TOE, upon which a shard of glass had briefly touched, and then gone the way of all material things.

I've been stuck at 98.2% for 12 hours, seed plz

[thevfrchick]

Dude! Hope you're healing fast.

[treebyleaf]

Please forgive me for laughing at your injury-- I was maintaining proper concern and alarm right up until "Well, fuck." Heal up soon!

[kespernorth]

I had hoped that my tone indicated humorous intent. :)