An old classic....

[kesblondie]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.

"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

Comments

[anonymous]

eeeewww i'll never eat a creme egg again lol

[jvl27]

that said me and my, well cant really call her my gf, were talking about foods that shouldnt be used during sex. CORNED BEEF! can you imagine seductively licking corned beef off of someone? lol

[soul_in_torment]

might be an oldie but it's a new one to me and i'm trying to stifle the giggling so the people around me don't look at me weird (well more weird than usual)