slippery slope

[kerrilee75]

Right this very minute I am chatting with 5 of my girlfriends about the merits of watching gay porn and I don't even know who I am! Lol

Harry Potter fanfiction was the gateway drug that got me on to Tumblr, which introduced me to porny gifs and straight up porn, which lead me to becoming the fucking Sorting Hat of porn networks for my girlfriends.

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[firethesound]

DINOSAUR PORN!! Pterodactyl porn is a thing that exists! It's pretty much my favorite thing on the internet. Three men in full-body pterodactyl costumes and one girl who is not a dinosaur. It's apparently a whole movie? Or so I've heard? But I've never seen the whole thing, only clips. There is flapping, the flapping really makes it. It's wonderful.

I am laughing a lot at "sorting hat of porn." You should get that printed on business cards. :D

[kerrilee75]

Staaahp!! OMG, I'm dying!! I really thought you were kidding before about it! My Google search history is frightening enough as it is, what harm can it do to search pterodactyl porn!

I totally should! Yes!

[cabinetcaligari]

I HAD TO THINK OF YOU TOO! Also seconding you on the business card plan *nods*

[kerrilee75]

Oh I totally found said pterodactyl scene and it was CRAZY!! There was even this puppet dinosaur with pincers trying to get in on the action.

[_melodic_]

I love porn. Haha that is all I can add to this, but oh my, porn in all--er I guess most actually--of its forms is amazing!

[kerrilee75]

Literally every day I loosen up another inhibition. And to think I never used to like to see cocks. Now I just gaze lovingly at them all. Well, no. Not quite all. Some are still SCARY!

[capitu]

Hahaha "the fucking Sorting Hat of porn" OMG!

Who is this Adam Ramzi that I apprently need to know of?

*googles*

*clicks on images*

Ohhh. I see. ^^

[kerrilee75]

It's his eyes really. Really, really. I mean he's nice everywhere but oh, those eyes. So dreamy. *sigh*

[carpemermaid]

Omg hahaha this post has MADE MY DAY <333

[kerrilee75]

My work here is done *bows*

[maccadole]

Ahahah, omg, you're a delightful person and your friends are lucky to have you and your Sorting skills. :DD

[kerrilee75]

Aww, shucks Mac. 😘