Oh....crap.

[kerndy]

I have a date.

It's not the first date I've had with someone I don't really know, but it's the most recent. Obviously. I don't know what I'm thinking.

Ah well.

I need to eat and shower.

Comments

[linduvan]

Dude, are they hot? Because obviously that's the only important thing. You should tell them about your Foocott, they'll be so impressed with your brilliance, they'll fall instantly in love with you, it'll be awesome.

[kerndy]

Average. Not hot, certainly not hawt. I don't know. I'm being shallow! I will keep the Foocott in reserve, definitely. Although I'm not sure that sharing that particular brand of brilliance on the first date would be a help or a hinderance.

[linduvan]

But see, that's why the Foocott is perfect! If they don't laugh at the Foocott then obviously they were born without a sense of humour and possibly without a soul and you don't want to be wasting your time making out with someone who has no soul. Unless they were really hawt of course. Hawtness overrides soulfulness every time.

[kerndy]

Oh, it totally does. But yeah, he's laughed at my jokes, so I think he might actually laugh at the foocott thing. I dunno.

[kerndy]

Tonight. Movie. I have misgivings, but you'll all know what happens when I get home.