Sea Sick

[keppiehed]

Title: Sea Sick
Author:keppiehed
Summary: Trying to outrun thoughts of Snape, Harry wishes he hadn't broken curfew.
Warnings:squick! noncon, bestiality, solo(m), Mpreg
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.K. Rowling.
A/N: This was written for snarry_ldws. The prompts were “Mpreg” and “leviathan”. Thanks to beta literaryspell.

Comments

[vyvyan_wilde]

..... D:

Harry/Giant Squid?
That's..... disturbingly awesome, actually. :D

[keppiehed]

OMG... I can't believe you read this! *gets red* This drabble lost me my place in the contest, but I ask you, what else does the mind come up with with those two prompts? Well, the other eight people came up with completely G-rated material, but I couldn't help myself. I suppose you'll never look at me the same way again! *runs and hides*

[vyvyan_wilde]

Well if it were up to me it would have won the contest, because it's very creative. It makes me want to do a story in which someone is molested by a sea monster :D
And no I won't look down on you or anything! I love stories of the bizarre and out-of-the-ordinary plots.

[keppiehed]

*giggles* If a BF entry shows up with a sea monster molestation in it one week, I will be proud to know I sparked your creativity! That tickles my funnybone to even think of it. Actually, now I want to know what you'd come up with, because you are the most creative person I know. *ponders the Family of Freaks*

[w_x_2]

*shakes head at self while cracking up*
I had to go back up to the top to understand what the pumpkin juice had to do with the vomiting. That was hilarious!

"He was aware of thrusting... then it was over." LOL, excuse me while I hysterically laugh.

I agree with vyvyan_wilde, to me you would've won the conest too.

(*shudders to think what teh baby would look like*)

[keppiehed]

I don't know what anyone could do with those prompts, seriously. And to think that I was the only one whose mind ran this way ... I guess that doesn't really stand in my favor! There was a big discussion on another site, and I had to settle it once and for all that the baby would be a squid-face, reminiscent of Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. I thought that seemed most likely. ROFL!

[w_x_2]

HAHAHA! Let me just hold my sides.

Very crative, I like that.

[katarina_mp]

OMG, the Squid got Harry pregnant?! xD Davy Jones baby to be born in a near future. xD

And I understand why they kicked you out... But if I was in charge, you would have won! xDDD

But damn, that was nearly squicky for me. Because of the Snarry bit. xD

Poor little Harry, leaving the lake all traumatized.

[keppiehed]

LOL! I was TOTALLY imagining a Davy-Jones baby, too! It's funny I wasn't thinking of Ursula the Sea Witch from Little Mermaid, but no. I went straight to tentacle-face on that one, as well, rofl!

I have a fair bit of Snarry here, if that is your squick, but if you can stomach squids and hippogriffs, there is plenty more where that came from. I can't believe I am the weirdo who wrote this stuff! My very first fanfic was Harry/Dobby, and it was set from there, I suppose. I should tag them all, but you can also find the whole list in a more orderly manner at fanfiction.net, if you ever have a care to. But right now all the fun reading is going on at hp_kinkfest ... that place is smoking! *fans self*

[katarina_mp]

I can stomach most things people consider squicks, but I can't read Snarry. *shakes head* xD Harry/Dobby? You're stretching me to my limits. xDDDD

Smoking is an understatement... *gets the ventilator out*