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[kenpo_kitty]

**Uriko heads out, totally Zoanthroped out, but just as she gets outside and sees anyone, she stops and stares, rather blankfaced

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[mama_a_lite]

[There will be a middle-aged human woman looking a little baffled at you, Uriko. It's not that the shouting bothered her, there had been plenty of that earlier on in the week with the raining monsters after all but thankfully this place has righted itself again. However, she's not quite sure what you are.]

...yes?

[kenpo_kitty]

**One sec... investigating you. Circling and stuff, y'know? Even the sniffing.**

You're really human, aren't you? You can't beastorize or anything, huh?

((Dear god I still hate that's the canon name for it too :( ))

[mama_a_lite]

[The sniffing gets her to take a step back, personal space sweetie >>]

Hm?

[Despite the investigating she doesn't feel threatened and will quirk her eyebrows up before answering wryly.]

The only transformation I've made over the years involves wrinkles and weight gain.

[Oh, the joys of motherhood.]

[kenpo_kitty]

So... you're human too huh? That's so weird. I've never met one before.

Did you like, just not get born with the gene, or, what?

[Action]

[meanandgreen]

You talkin' to me?

[The heck is up with this kid? Don't mind him, Uriko. He thinks you're weird too.]

[Action]

[kenpo_kitty]

Yeah, you. **She circles you, looking you over.**

You're not actually hiding your true self, are you? Like, you're somehow trying to fit in with what few humans there are? **Perfect, irony*

[Action]

[meanandgreen]

[This irony, it is delicious.]

I got no idea what you're talkin' 'bout, girlie, but I ain't hiding nothin'.

[Action]

[kenpo_kitty]

So... you're human too then. There's so many of them here. I don't get it... It's like everything's backwards or something...

Lol, seeing as he actually IS human now I can't help it. [Action]

[goldenglasses]

Why wouldn't I be human?

That's everyone's irony!

[kenpo_kitty]

Cuz they're so rare? I mean, it's like super hard to find someone who isn't a Zoanthrope.

[goldenglasses]

Zoanth-well, everyone is human where I come from.

[kenpo_kitty]

Where you're from?

So... like... is that why everyone think I'm the weird one here?

[gravity_splode]

Oh, is that what we're calling it?

[kenpo_kitty]

What, are you some kinda weird alien or something? There's Zoanthropes, and there's humans. I mean... duh! Where've you been?

[gravity_splode]

Zoanthropes?

[She's familiar enough with Latin to generally pick out the word bits in there, but asking can't hurt, right?]

[kenpo_kitty]

Yeah. It's like...

Oh man, I just learned this word in school too... Lik-an-thrope... Lay...

Lycanthrope! Yeah! Werewolves! But, instead of like, relying on the mood, we can change into the animal shape freely.

[1/2]

[tanukipoint]

I'M A REINDEER, NOT A -

[tanukipoint]

...

W-well, I'm supposed to be!

[kenpo_kitty]

You're a reindeer! I've never met one before! That's so cool!

Hey so... then... why aren't you like... in your beast form then?

[tanukipoint]

I can't turn back. I think it's because of whatever the Malnosso's done to us.